Samuel L. Jackson Reminds Us All to ‘Stay the F*ck at Home’

Despite literally thousands of CoVID-19 cases around the world prompting near-Draconian lockdown measures, some people just aren’t getting it. For the past two weeks, police around Australia have been stepping in asking citizens to return to their homes, but still, our beaches and parks are flooded with people. Well, Hollywood superstar and all-around badass Samuel L. Jackson has some advice for them; “stay the fuck at home.”

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Samuel L. Jackson - Stay the Fuck At home

On Tuesday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Samuel L. Jackson appeared via video link from his home theatre which was littered with memorabilia and posters from the star’s most iconic works. The pair did the usual interview procedure before Jackson revealed Adam Mansbach, author of the hit ‘children’s’ book, Go the Fuck to Sleep had reached out to him with a new premise. The movie star regaled us with a retelling of the new story, entitled Stay the Fuck at Home.

“Stay the fuck at home. Corona is spreading, this shit is no joke,” Jackson read. “It’s no time to work or roam. The way you can fight it is simple my friends, stay the fuck at home. Now technically I’m not a doctor. But motherfuckers listen when I read a poem. So here I am, Sam Fucking Jackson, imploring you: Keep your ass at home. If you want things to get back to normal, don’t panic. Just use your dome. Wash your hands, stop touching your face and stay the fuck at home.”

Wise words from a stern man.

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