If you’re old enough to grow hair in your nether regions and not yet familiar with manscaping, then, by all means, crawl out from under that rock and get trimming immediately. Indeed, not only will some proper hedging make certain male assets appear slightly larger than they did previously, but women generally (i.e. definitely) prefer a man who’s groomed from head to groin to toe. Here to help with the task is Manscaped, which takes its name to heart by making products that work specifically below the waistline.
Amidst Manscaped‘s arsenal of grooming and hygiene products, you’ll find everything you need to get the job done right. Their latest release, The Perfect Package 2.0 includes (among other things) their essential The Lawn Mower 2.0 razor, a specially formulated “crop” cleanser, crop preserver, and you’ll even get an extra pair of jocks so you can let everyone know you’re a meticulous groomer without resorting to see-through pants.
Suffice to say, Manscaped all but ensures you won’t disappoint when it finally comes time to let the dogs out. After all, you don’t want to give her a last-second reason to change her mind, and if it’s looking like you’re smuggling hagrid down there you might do just that. Play it safe lads. Keep cleaning, moisturising and trimming those crops on a regular basis. For that and more, Manscaped has you covered.