Gumtree, eBay’s ‘cheap and cheerful’ free classifieds alternative, is a well known black hole of weird and wonderful things in just about every category conceivable. For those of you stateside, Gumtree is basically Aussie Craigslist (though I believe both sites operate versions in most countries also), and is a bottomless pit of hilarious résumés, seriously crap used goods and a whole bunch of free shit that most people wouldn’t consider twice before sticking in room 101.
While the site is always good for used furniture, musical instruments, flat share arrangements, real estate and jobs, or even a new Prime Ministerial fridge, it’s also got a few pimped out items that’ll have you living the high life in just a few short clicks. Here’s a list of everything you need, all sourced on Gumtree, to get to the top of the A-list on a budget.
1988 Ferrari Testarossa Manual Coupe
One of the marque’s most classic models, nice examples are now increasing in value, which basically makes it an investment.
2015 Harley Davidson Night Rod Special
1250ccs of menacing growl, you’ll turn heads on main street and nobody will ever know you scored sweet wheels from Gumtree.
2011 Bentley Continental Convertible
What’s more ballin’ than an actual Bentley? Fly down the freeway with your top down in this V12; pussy magnet comes installed.
Burberry Lambskin Trench
Maybe you want to look like Jared Leto in Suicide Squad. Maybe you’re just cold. Either way, saving $3400 on a Burberry trench is A-OK by us.
2006 Lamborghini Murcielago
Yo chick she so thirsty – a cool half mill (give or take) and Gumtree will put you behind the wheel of a Lambo. Ed Hardy shirt optional.
Rolex Yachtmaster II
If you find yourself pourin’ Chandon on the reg and need to get a Rolly on your arm to match, then look no further than this trusty classifieds site.
1983 Ducati 900SD
Naked sports bikes don’t get much more classic than a Ducati 900. One as clean as this will most likely continue to rise in value – $25k is an absolute bargain.
2015 Maserati Quattroporte
Four door sports car luxury, Gumtree might not have been your first port of call for a Maserati, but you learn something new every day.
This Cigar Humidor
Nothing says ‘I live like a king and/or rapper’ like a delicious cigar. Keep your’s fresh in a humidor like this one, located in Woollahra (surprise, surprise).
An Actual Plane
Okay so it’s not a G6, but for less than the cost of that Maserati up there you can get a Beechcraft Queen Air. Twin propeller, it’s not huge but it’s not tiny either. We’re tempted…