T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … or were they?
Australian online retailers of repute Lovehoney are indisputably your one-stop-shop for all things kink, and now, they’ve got to great lengths to make sure the lead up to your Christmas this year is as exciting as possible.
Some opt for chocolate. Other’s whisky. Some even like a new gin every day before Santa comes down the chimney. Well folks, Lovehoney’s mission is to ensure that Santa won’t be the only one coming this year, and while some may count the days until they can unwrap their toys, this advent calendar will give you a new toy every day, so that you and your partner can unwrap each other.
Complete with everything you need to get into the XXXmas spirit, including some light bondage accoutrement, toys for him and her, and, ahem, “insertables” (we came up with that one ourselves), the Lovehoney Advent Calendar is actually the perfect thing for couples this time of year. There’s even a snug banana hammock with a Christmas bow, so you can jingle bells before her very eyes.
Whether you’ve got kids off school or have to meet the parents for the first time, Christmas can be a stressful time for all. Help ease the strain, blow off some steam, and make sure your night is far from silent, with this fun collection of top quality goods that’ll serve you now and well into the future. Ho, ho, ho.
Lovehoney’s Best Sex of Your Life Sex Toy Advent Calendar comes filled with 24 high-quality items valued at AUD$400, and is retailing on their online store for only AUD$100. Click below to find out more, and to purchase. And have a happy f*cking Christmas!