Remember all those losers who put $1,000 into Bitcoin when it was $20 a pop and advised many a deaf ear to do the same? Well that’s kinda how I feel right now, because there’s currently one betting market open to the public that looks to be a dead cert.
You may or may not know that for some time now, Sportsbet have allowed punters the chance to bet on Shane Warne’s notorious love life in a market titled “Shane Warne’s Next Date”.
The list of potential right-swipes for the cricketing cad varies and grows as the year goes on, with the market wrapping up and refreshing on the 31st of December. Current names include Emily Sears, Sam Frost and Margot Robbie, albeit at very different stakes, but there’s one name that’s currently on my radar, and could be the next easy money-spinner for the cluey gambler.
At 11-1, the newly single Sophie Monk looks like a pretty good bet. The pair have been known to each other for some time, even being photographed here back in London four years ago. While rumours abound in gossip columns nationwide right now, we’re not here to spread salacious rumours, it’s not our style.
I just think they’d be a great match. I’ve fanged a fiver on the future frolic, and so can you.