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Take Up to $70 Off These Award-Winning Smart Vibrators for Memorial Day
In Partnership with MysteryVibe
Memorial Day arrives on 31 May and most Americans will celebrate the occasion by cooking out, lounging, and…just maybe…achieving the best orgasms of their entire lives. Modern sex toy brand MysteryVibe can definitely help you with one of those things and we think you know which. To dial up your personal or mutual pleasure, they’re hosting a Memorial Day sale with up to $70 off their award-winning smart vibrators. There’s no promo code necessary for this limited-time offer—just a desire to explore your most intimate areas with either yourself or a partner. Perhaps this year you can skip past the cooking and the lounging and go straight to the sex!
Cutting-edge design and advanced technology lie at the very heart of MysteryVibe’s award-winning vibrators. Available for men, women, and couples alike, these powerful sex toys improve upon health and well-being in the bedroom by encouraging exploration and intensifying orgasms. The brand knows all too well that everybody is different and that one size definitely doesn’t fit all, which is why they offer a range of vibrators to suit all tastes and types. Taking the personalisation element one step further, each vibrator is ridiculously adjustable in more ways than one. Prepare to unlock erogenous pleasures that you weren’t even aware of—that’s the power of these uniquely effective vibrators.
Currently, MysteryVibe remains best-known for three flagship products, all of which deliver targeted stimulation and a conspicuously modern aesthetic. Here’s a closer look at each one:
Crescendo
Effortlessly versatile, Crescendo puts an infinite number of possibilities in one sleek and powerful place. Both men and women can use the vibrator and its bendable design to send targeted vibrations to key erogenous zones with personalised precision. And don’t forget: it’s available for $70 off this Memorial Day.
Highlights include the following:
- Flexible design – Bend Crescendo into various positions as you find the shape that works best for you or your partner.
- Six individually programmable motors – Tinker with intensity levels and pre-set vibration patterns as you activate each of the six motors, located all along the shaft.
- Smartphone compatibility – Sync Crescendo with the adjoining app to create personalised vibration patterns or control the product remotely from up to 30 feet away.
- Qi-induction wireless charging – Power this baby up and you get 2 hours of wireless playtime in return.
- 100% waterproof – Crescendo’s sleek exterior of sealed body-safe silicone allows you to take this toy into the shower or experiment with double-ended play.
Tenuto
Meet Tenuto, the world’s first and only award-winning flexible vibrator designed for his body with her pleasure also in mind. Pulsating from penis to perineum, it delivers potent vibrations to his foremost erogenous zone while simultaneously stimulating her labia and clitoris. It’s comfortable and adaptable enough to wear during intercourse and can fit nearly any penis size. Save $60 on Tenuto for Memorial Day and get stronger and longer erections as a result, which isn’t to mention the mind-melting orgasms.
Here are some key features:
- Adjustable design – Wear Tenuto comfortably during solo or partnered play for maxed-out erections and unforgettable orgasms, no matter what the shape or size of your penis.
- Six individually programmable motors – With more motors comes more power, control, and stimulation to your most sensual areas and hers too.
- Smartphone compatibility – Create personalised vibration patterns on the MysteryVibe app or hand the smartphone over to your partner, allowing her to control the motors remotely from up to 30 feet away.
- USB-rechargeable – Power up, unplug, and play.
- Water-resistant – Tenuto’s sealed premium body-safe silicone is ideal for the shower and easy to clean.
Poco
Not to be confused with the standard counterpart, Poco is the most advanced G-spot bullet vibrator on the market. Designed to imitate your finger, it puts two powerful motors and a host of targeted vibrations within a truly compact framework. It’s portable, gender-neutral, ridiculously precise, and available for $50 off on Memorial Day.
Pick up a Poco and you get the following perks:
- Bendable design – Finger-like control plus powerful vibrations equal body-rocking orgasms.
- Compact body – Poco is easy to hold and simple to operate, making it a perfect first-time vibrator.
- Two individually programmable motors – Targeted pleasure is better pleasure, as you may soon discover.
- USB rechargeable – Power up and play for up to 1 hour per wireless charge.
- Smartphone compatible – Explore various vibration patterns or create your own on the adjoining app, which also enables remote control from up to 30 feet away.
- Water-resistant – Ready for water and lube alike, Poco is also quite easy to clean.
Memorial Day Sale
Masters of modern pleasure, MysteryVibe is celebrating Memorial Day in sexy style. With various mandates being lifted around the world, we can think of no better time to pick up what this brand is throwing down. Take up to $70 off their slate of award-winning vibrators and give yourself a holiday to remember.
Jacob Osborn
Jacob Osborn is an accomplished author and journalist with over 10 years of experience in the media industry. He holds a Bachelor's degree in English and Communication Arts from the University of Wisconsin--Madison and co-authored a Young Adult novel through Simon & Schuster. Now based in Portland, Oregon, Jacob specialises in entertainment, technology and alcohol reporting. You might find him crate-digging at the nearest record store or sampling whisky at the nearest bar. He daydreams of travelling around the world, but for now, the world will have to come to him by way of lifestyle products, gear, gadgetry, and entertainment. Let's call it a happy compromise while he saves up for the next big trip.
