Special Shit – All Purpose Seasoning

If you’re anything like me, your cooking f**cking sucks and you need to lift your game. Now this is some Special Shit. According to the label “Just sprinkle Special Shit on whatever you’re cooking and no longer will it taste like the same ol’ shit.” No shit?! This Special Shit will whatever you’re cooking taste half decent, made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning.