Canberra may have politics, Melbourne may have coffee and Sydney may have a harbour full of sharks, but, for some unbeknownst reason, the best strip clubs are in Brisbane. That’s right, the capital of the Sunshine State may not have the cultural spoils of, say, a tub of Yoplait, but what it lacks in pretentious venues that make their guests sit on milk crates, it makes up for in smut.
And loads of it.
Whether you need a killer venue for an upcoming bucks’ party, need to blow off some of that end-of-financial-year steam with the lads from the mid-level brokerage firm, or just need to see a bit of good old-fashioned breast, here’s our comprehensive guide to the best strip clubs in Brisbane.
1. Showgirls
With a name that tells you essentially everything you need to know, Showgirls is the premier institution for seeing a little skin. For years, the venue has served a staple diet of dancers, drinks and debauchery, but in recent times, Showgirls has undergone a massive overhaul. The iconic strip club has just completed a multimillion-dollar refurbishment, which now includes a mini arcade and a private spa show area, offering guests a little more than the average joint. Trust us when we say, Showgirls is always a fun time and easily one of Brisbane’s best strip clubs.
Located in: Queen Street Mall
Address: 130 Queen St, Brisbane City QLD 4000
Hours: Mon-Fri 5pm-late, Sat-Sun 7pm-late
Phone: 0485 871 116
2. Honey B’s
Touted as “Brisbane’s sweetest strip club”, and just around the corner from Suncorp Stadium, Honey’s B’s is the place to B if you’re after some adult entertainment after the game. With cold beer and hot women, it’s a pretty neat venue for some R-rated fun and great service with a smile, making it one of the best strip clubs Brisbane has to offer.
Address: 55 Caxton St, Petrie Terrace QLD 4000
Hours: Sun-Thurs 7pm-3am, Fri 7pm-5am, Sat 5pm-5am
Phone: (07) 3367 2199
3. Love & Rockets – Fortitude Valley
Love & Rockets is a Brissie institution that never ceases to deliver the goods when the lads need a night out filled with revelry and raunch. Open ’til late, and with plenty of private rooms, Love & Rockets is a fun time no matter what the occasion, and is easily one of Brisbane’s best strip clubs.
Located in: Winn Lane
Address: 693 Ann St, Fortitude Valley QLD 4006
Hours: Sun-Thur 7pm-3am, Fri-Sat 7pm-5am
Phone: (07) 3367 2199
4. OMFG Adult Lounge
With a name like OMFG Adult Lounge, you know you’re guaranteed some cheeky fun. With lap dances starting at just $10 for one minute (that’s right, you can get full nudity for a clean Pavarotti), “More Grey Goose & Johnny Walker than you can count” (according to their website), and a huge selection of girls on offer, OMFG is a must-visit if you’re after Brisbane’s best strip clubs.
Address: 1/367 Brunswick St, Fortitude Valley QLD 4006
Hours: Thur 7pm-4am, Fri-Sat 7pm-5am, Sun 7pm-3am
5. Club Minx
Located on sunny Elizabeth St, Minx is like any other strip club you’ll see in Brisbane, but with the excellent addition of a glass spa bath. For the right price, three of Minx’s lovely staff will climb into said spa bath and splash around in a most salacious manner for your amusement. What a concept.
Address: 153 Elizabeth St, Brisbane City QLD 4000
Hours: Mon-Sun 7pm-5am
Phone: (07) 3003 0055
6. Candy Club Strip Club
Where can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two? Why, The Candy Club Can. Located across four floors of varying striptease action in Fortitude Valley, The Candy Club is the perfect destination if you’re looking for a fun night with access to VIP booths, private rooms and plenty of areas to explore, making it one of the best strip clubs to visit on your next trip to Brisbane.
Address: 198 Wickham St, Fortitude Valley QLD 4006
Hours: Wed-Thur 7pm-3am, Fri-Sat 7pm-4am
7. Club Vixen – Gentleman’s Bar and Lounge
A list of the best strip clubs in Brisbane would not be complete without somewhere called: “Vixen”. As the host venue for the “Miss Slip and Slide” pageant–a highlight in the Brisbane events diary for the denizens’ most discerning cognoscenti–, Vixen is a veritable Mecca of TTA, with smiles and glamour abounds from the moment one sets foot inside.
Address: Levels 1-3/78 Queen St, Brisbane City QLD 4000
Hours: Sun-Thur 6:30pm-4am, Fri-Sat 6:30pm-4:30am
8. The Cabaret Nightclub
With over 100 girls on offer at any given time, The Cabaret Nightclub is one of Brisbane’s larger strippos and boasts three bars, three floors of fun, and plenty of private rooms. Their website also boasts a: “Tantalizing main stage on the lower level … where you will find our world-famous $5 lap dances.” Beers, boobs and bargains; what more could you want?
Address: 217 Brunswick Street, Fortitude Valley 4006
Hours: Tues-Weds & Sun 7:30pm-3am, Thur 7:30pm-4am, Fri-Sat 7:30pm-5am
Phone: 0406 798 934
9. K Klub StripClub Brisbane
The best way to describe the experience at K Klub StripClub is relaxed, fun, safe, sexy, and most importantly, confidential. You’ll find some of the most beautiful women in the Fortitude Valley here, located on Brunswick Street. Recent renovations now include a state-of-the-art sound & lighting system and exotic floor shows that pair perfectly with a fully licensed bar. It’s one of only a handful of venues in Brisbane that’s open 7 nights, making it perfect for a last-minute escape.
Address: 239 Brunswick St, Fortitude Valley QLD 4000
Hours: Mon-Sun 7pm-3am
Phone: 0415 394 339
10. Eye Candy Adult Bar
Eye Candy Adult Bar’s website advertises “Hot bikini babes galore” and the “Best buck’s night in Brisbane”, and frankly, we can’t see why it wouldn’t be a good time. Open from 7 pm to 5 am six days a week, and located in central Brisvegas, it’s one to add to the list if you’re looking to exchange dollars for a flash of flesh when in town. Eye Candy is the most fun strip club Brisbane has to offer.
Address: 249 Brunswick St, Fortitude Valley QLD 4006
Hours: Thur-Sun 7pm-5am
General FAQ
Some of the best strip clubs in Brisbane are Love & Rockets, EyeCandy, The Caberet Club and Honey Bs.
A number of Brisbane's best strip clubs have both full bars and full-nude private dances.
Of those strip clubs still operating, only the Confidential Club and the all male revue Magic Men offer food and dining options.
