A few days ago we had the pleasure of reporting on British gamer girl and Instagram sensation Belle Delphine, who came up with the novel concept of selling her bathwater to her male fans for USD$30 a pop, and sold out in a matter of hours. Now, it would appear the anime-styled starlet has started to sell her pee, for the handsome sum of USD$9,999.
Appearances, however, aren’t everything.
Shared via Twitter on Tuesday morning by viral shitposter Count Dankula (yes, the guy who nearly went to jail for teaching his girlfriend’s pug a Nazi salute), the Scottish comedian exclaimed that he’d “called it”, in reference to a previous tweet about Delphine potentially selling her effluence.
I CALLED IT.
I FUCKING CALLED IT.
THAT BITCH NEEDS TO HYDRATE.
— Daddy Scotland??????? (@CountDankulaTV) July 8, 2019
The link provided shows a photo of “Gamer Girl Pee” for sale, with the caption “Only one jar for one lucky cutie fan ^-^ This will not be sold again. disclaimer: This is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes.”
The pink-haired teen announced the successful sale of her bizarre bath water offering via her Instagram account in a video where she showed her filling each jar in a most salacious manner.
And, though it appears to a be an elaborate fake set up by an unknown troll, it’s not the first spot of potential controversy the Instagrammer has stirred up; just three weeks ago she uploaded a raunchy photo for her fans promising to set up an official Pornhub account if the post got 1 million likes.
The photo now has over 1.9 million likes, though fans were rewarded with a bizarre video of Delphine eating a photo of YouTuber PewDiePie instead of a Pornhub page. Now that is taking the piss.