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23 Funny Urban Dictionary Words
We figured if the courts are learning new urban dictionary words, that you should too.
Charizarding is when you light a girl’s pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have enough badges to train me”
“Charizarding with Jenny was a night I’ll never forget”.
To have totally f**ked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
“I totally borked my machine installing I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2”
“I can’t come over at the moment…my car is borked”.
3. Man Stand
The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi-story shopping centres, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.
“I’ve been doing the Man Stand outside T2 for an hour!”
The popular Australian meaning is to be broken or unusable.
“Hey dude I drove over a squirrel the other day. I’ve got it here – look its completely munted!”
5. Irish Handcuffs
When a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.
Hamish O’Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.
6. Steven Glansberg
That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.
Seth: Alright, let’s stop this and just go get some dessert.
Evan: No, I can’t. I gotta…go meet my counselor, I’m picking out my classes for next year.
Seth: …what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I’m fuckin’ Steven Glansberg?
*points at Glansberg*
Evan: I guess…yeah…I mean, what do you want me to do?
Texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method
An Australian slang term, meaning basically when a bloke is fellated by a shiela. (Yes, that).
“Got some action last night, mate.”
“Mm-hmm. Got a gobby, mate.”
“Nice work, mate!”
9. Bye Felicia
When someone says that they’re leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes “Felicia”, a random bitch that nobody is sad to see go. Their real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are “Felicia”.
“Hey guys I’m gonna go”
“Who is Felicia?”
“Exactly Bitch. buh bye.”
10. Took an L
To take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
“last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back” – Big Sean (2017)
The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
We fell asleep… then when I woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
12. A Ham
A ham is someone who says or does silly things to be the center of attention. Although anyone can be a ham, you’ll often see this with children who are around unfamiliar adults.
“That kid is such a ham. When Aunt Lori came over for dinner, he spent the entire time talking in a pirate voice and saying “arr”. She thought it was hilarious, so he just kept up his routine the whole night.”
13. Clutch Oven
To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.
Mike was driving us to Jake’s party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven
Neanderthal patriarch responsible for the great 20,000 BC fire party, having discovered wine an fire in close proximity, durk threw one hellacious rootin tootin wild cave party that 3/4 of the known world attended, it was a cave orgy of epic proportion, woolly mammoth cookouts an rock n rolling where just a few of the festivities….durk would be immortalized in many cave paintings around western an central europe, many thought to be pornographic in nature
Too Durk!!!! Cheers!!!!
15. Clam Jam
The female equivalent to the cock block.
Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.
16. I See
Its the word everyone uses when someone just told you something and you literally can’t come up with anything else to respond with. So in essence you use “I see”.
Also used when you hear something really nasty or something you just could have gone without hearing you commonly use the words “I see”.
Yo so dude, check it out… I went out with Jessica last night and things got crazy. *The dude who thinks he is so uber cool, goes on about the sick things he and Jessica did* *5 minutes later* Yeah so it was freaking awesome!
*Other friend* I see…
Anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone’s house after you’ve slept with them.
Laura didn’t really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others’ problems an inconvenience to her although she isn’t even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
19. Beef Walk
Going outside or away from the group in order to fart with less consequence.
Person A: “Where did you just go?”
Person B: “I had to go on a beef walk, Nandos for lunch gave me the Peri Peri farts”
20. 420 Blaze It
An American phrase meaning to smoke Delta 9-Tetrahydrocannabinol (Cannabis or marijuana).
Ron-J: Ay bruh, I got that kush.
Tyrone: Yeah bruh, lets smoke that dank.
Ron-J: Yeah bruh, 420 blaze it!
The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.
“Have you studied for tomorrows exam?”
“Nah, I’m chipmunking all the lectures tonight.”
22. Fucker’s Remorse
When after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn’t committed to it.
Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night’s events and has a serious case of fucker’s remorse.
23. Resting Douche Face
Similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but he’s actually a nice guy with a face of a complete douche.
Naw dude Patrick’s chill, he just has a resting douche face.
For more hilarious defintions to words you might not know check out Urban Dictionary.
What is Charizarding?
According to Urban Dictionary; When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say 'You don't have have enough badges to train me'.
What is the funniest Urban Dictionary word?
One of the funniest words currently on Urban Dictionary is Vaxinista. This definition refers to someone who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties.
What is a Karen?
According to Urban Dictionary, a Karen is a middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.