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8 best strip clubs in melbourne

8 Best Strip Clubs in Melbourne


Looking for the best strip clubs Melbourne has to offer? As is the case in any city, finding the best venues isn’t as easy as looking on Yelp or Googling strip clubs near me. They say that Melbourne is Australia’s most “liveable” city, with a plethora of excellent dining options, late-night eats, and relaxed liquor licensing. While all of these things may be true (though casually glossing over the terrible weather), there’s another factor that makes a city liveable, and that is its strip clubs. And we’ve been doing our research.

Whether it’s a dive bar with cheap beers and girls with names like “Starla”, or the most opulent of gentlemen’s clubs with lashings of Chivas and girls with names like “Tiffany”, a good strip club maketh the liveability of a city. Melbourne strip clubs, tucked away in its back lanes, can match it with the best of them. Maybe you’re visiting for business; maybe you’re planning a burner with the lads: either way, here are the best strip clubs Melbourne has on offer.

RELATED: If you’re heading to Sydney, you’ll want to check out these strip clubs.

1. Kittens

With two locations, Kittens Caulfield and Kittens South Melbourne, Kittens is one of the most well-known names in Victoria for a good time. Kittens’ girls have been jiggling their jugs at patrons for over 15 years, and given their widespread and trusted reputation in adult entertainment, amongst rowdy buck’s revellers and corporate clients alike, is a sure bet for your next visit to a Melbourne strip club. They also have a bikini carwash in Bentleigh East, a yacht cruise and a party bus, so your options for a good time are many and varied.

Address: 68 Cecil St, South Melbourne VIC 3205
Hours: Mon-Sun 7pm-3am
Phone: (03) 9696 9666

Kittens

2. Spearmint Rhino Gentleman’s Club

One of the “classier” nudity-based businesses in Melbourne, Spearmint Rhino is a global brand with clubs in the UK, USA, and Australia. It is known for its bottle service, stellar drinks selection, beautiful girls and a distinct lack of riff-raff. A strip club Melbourne should feel blessed to have. The Melbourne location is the only one in Australia. The clientele of this establishment can be assured of a truly unforgettable night. A dress code applies, so it’s a good idea to make sure you’re looking fresh before stepping into this Melbourne strip club, and FYI: Spearmint Rhino Melbourne is not the cheapest strip club in town. However, it is a genuine contender for the best strip in Melbourne. So come prepared to part with your dollars (after all, it’s a special occasion, right?)

Address: 14 King St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours: Sat-Thur 8pm-3:30am, Fri 8pm-6am
Phone: (03) 9629 2300

Spearmint Rhino

3. Dreams Gentlemen’s Club

The kind of place that describes itself as a “Table Top Dancing Venue”, Dreams is the Melbourne strip club for the discerning bloke, who likes a coldie or two while having a classy perv. Open Tuesday to Saturday, Dreams Gentlemen’s Club advertises “Super Sexy Fridays”, which we can only assume is both sexy and held on Fridays. Dreams Melbourne also offers corporate, gold and platinum levels of membership for hardcore fans and regular attendees.

Address: 1 Elizabeth St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours: Wed-Thur 7pm-3am, Fri-Sat 7pm-5am
Phone: (03) 9614 3110

Dreams

The host of the Showgirl World Championships, The Men’s Gallery is one of Melbourne’s most beloved establishments amongst denizens of Victorian strip clubs. Their dancers are known names in the industry – many of them award winners – and they also regularly host touring performers, making The Men’s Gallery a well-known destination for buck’s parties, corporate groups and random nights out. They also offer a fun range of function packages, including poker nights with topless waitresses. The best strippers in Melbourne are here.

Address: 601 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours: Sun-Thur 6pm-5am, Fri-Sat 6pm-8am
Phone: (03) 9670 0331

The Men’s Gallery

5. Maxine’s Gentlemen’s Club

Similar to Sydney’s Twin Peeks, Maxine’s offers a more holistic buck’s night experience, starting out properly with a two-course meal, and washing it down with a serving of unadulterated nudity. Maxine’s is a little more fun than your average seedy strippos, and as such, gets a place on this list of the best strip clubs in Melbourne.

Address: 672-676 Sydney Rd, Brunswick VIC 3056
Hours: Sat-Thur 7pm-3am, Fri 3pm-3am
Phone: 0437 975 991

Maxine’s Gentlemen’s Club

6. Centrefold Lounge

Spanning three levels, and boasting five separate bars, Centrefold Lounge is arguably Australia’s Mecca of smut. With hundreds of girls on display each week, there’s something for everybody at all times, and the interior design is classier than your average Kings Cross example. This Melbourne strip club also offers membership and function packages, Centrefold Lounge is not just one of the best strip clubs in Melbourne, but in Australia and, perhaps, beyond.

Address: 22 King St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours: Mon-Thur 8pm-5am, Fri-Sat 7pm-8am, Sun 8pm-7am
Phone: (03) 9620 5077

Centrefold Lounge

7. Sin City Gentlemen’s Club

Located in sunny Dandenong (just outside of Melbourne), Sin City is one of Victoria’s favourite playgrounds. Featuring an array of stunning dancers and an excellent selection of booze behind the bar the vibe is fun, classic, and grungy. This is the best option is you’re looking for a smack of teenage nostalgia with your watered-down shots and lascivious lapdance.

Address: 31/2 Langhorne St, Dandenong VIC 3175
Hours: Thur-Sat 8pm-3am
Phone: 0474 365 157

Sin City

8. Magic Men Melbourne

We all know that strip clubs aren’t just a straight man’s game, nor, in many cases, are they a man’s game at all. Prahan’s Magic Men Melbourne caters to a slightly different audience. Offering the best male strippers Melbourne has to offer, this showstopping performance is a mix of beauty and brawn. If you’re in the mood for a bit of entertainment, Magic Men is the largest male revue in the country by size, followers, and social, so you can be sure the lads know what they’re doing.

Address: 228A Malvern Rd, Prahran VIC 3181
Hours: Open 24 hours
Phone: 1300 624 426

Magic Men Melbourne

Strip Clubs in Melbourne FAQs

What are the best strip clubs in Melbourne?

Some of Melbourne's best strip clubs are Kittens, Spearmint Rhino, Goldfingers, Dreams Gentlemen’s Club, The Men's Gallery, Maxine's, Centrefold Lounge, and Sin City.

Which Melbourne strip club has the best bar?

With five separate bar areas, Centrefold Lounge might very well have the best overall bar scene of all Melbourne's strip clubs.

Which Melbourne strip clubs have the best food?

At Maxine's Gentlemen Club, you can start off your night with a tasty two-course meal.

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