We’re not saying that all adult entertainment offerings in Surfers are dodgy, but if you want to avoid the worst of them and feel like drinking better booze in a comfortable environment, then Hollywood Showgirls is one of the best strip clubs the Gold Coast has to offer.

Open seven days, and family-owned (wholesome), Players Showgirls is conveniently located right in the heart of Surfers Paradise, so you can set up base for the night and surround yourself with some of Queensland’s most glamorous women within arms reach of all the action, nightclubs, fights and vomit of Orchid Ave.

Toy Box Showgirls is known as one of the best Gold Coast strip clubs for the simple reason that, while they’ll put on a show of titties and beer, they’ll also come and pick you and the lads up in a limo and bring you to their door.

Starting a business is hard, and many people make the stupid but surprisingly common mistake of spending more than 30 seconds coming up with a cutting-edge name. Not the good people at Boob Cruise though, who are as dedicated to telling you how it is as they are to boobs. On a cruise. Unlike the other best Gold Coast strip clubs, Boob Cruise doesn’t have a fixed location, as all the fun happens on a boat, which can be booked privately.

Purists will argue that as this one isn’t on the strip, it isn’t the Gold Coast, but any visitor knows that getting away from the kids on schoolies and backpackers is a must. Plus, interstate travel isn’t so much of a stretch when it’s only a short cab ride down the road. Manhattan Club is your standard strippos in that it calls itself a “gentleman’s club”, has strippers, and is a favourite for buck’s nights. Manhattan Club is one of the funnest strip clubs Gold Coast has to offer.

Technically not a strip club, Sin City makes it onto this list of Gold Coast strip clubs for the skimpy cocktail waitresses that are dedicated to making your night special. Not every bloke wants a full-blown night of nudity, and Sin City is pitched at those who want a sexy night out without a full dosage of all-out tawdriness, in a high-end club environment. Sin City might be the best strip club Gold Coast has to offer.