Jacob Osborn

How to Take a Dick Pic that Women Actually Like | Man of Many

A few decades ago, dick pics were unimaginable, now they’re basically par for the course. Should you be an active bachelor, there’s a good chance you’ll be compelled to take one sooner than later. Obtain consent and snap a good dick pic and you’ll get something sweet in return. Botch the execution and you’ll be hastily ghosted, only to find your junk on some third-party website. Like we said: times have changed.

Dick Pic Guide

A nude dick pic is a crude dick pic if you throw caution to the wind when sexting. After all, have you ever objectively looked at a nude dick? It’s like a fleshy sandworm and that’s before we even bring your disgusting balls into the equation.

1. Angle

It’s hard for us to think of anything that’s attractive about the scrotum, which looks like something you might get if you crossbred peanut shells with prunes. Accordingly, a number of experts recommend leaving the balls out of your dick pictures altogether. We can heartily back up this suggestion.

2. No Balls

You asked how to take a good dick pic and here’s your most vital answer: proper lighting. We’ve all seen the kind of poorly lit garbage that most smartphone users send into the world and with little hesitation. Don’t be an amateur and don’t settle for anything less than a perfectly lit nude dick. It presents you as a man of patience and taste (relatively speaking). More importantly, it makes your dick look better.

3. Lighting

To present your face or not to present your face? That is the question. The answer boils down to a number of variables. For instance, are you better looking than most men? If so, your face will help drive home your sexual appeal. On the other hand, do you trust the person you’re sexting? If not, your nude dick pictures could end up plastered across the Internet.

4. Face/No Face?

If you want to render the right impression, you can’t just scurry off to the bathroom during work (or your Zoom meeting), snap a quick dick pic, and then return to your desk. That much should be obvious by now.

5. Timing of Your Send

Remember, the theme of this article is how to take a good dick pic that women will actually like. Well, most women don’t actually like it when you send them unsolicited pictures of your dick. Shocker!

6. Consent

Here’s a bonus pointer for all the savvy dick pic takers out there. If you want to truly stand out from the herd, don’t be afraid to get creative. Remember Soraya Doolbaz, the photographer we quoted above? Well, she dresses up penises with wigs and costumes and it’s kind of adorable. Meanwhile, we all know what women think about a man with a great sense of humour. Do the math.

7. Get Creative

What is the best angle for taking a dick pic?

Some say the best angle for a great dick pic is from the underside, meaning the side facing away from you. Be sure to leave your balls out of the frame.

Why do guys send dick pics?

Since the dawn of catcalling, men have operated on the delusion that aggressive and unsolicited advances are somehow desirable, despite drastically low success rates. Perhaps unsolicited dick pics fall into this general category of too much confidence and too little awareness. In short: get consent!

Do dick pics ever work?

When you're engaging in consensual sexting, dick pics can work. Use proper lighting, capture the best angles, and leave your balls out of the frame to render the right impression.

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