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Funny nicknames for weed guaranteed to blow your mind

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By Joe Cutcliffe - Entertainment

Published: 18 Apr 2023, Last Updated: 13 Apr 2024

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There are thousands of funny names for weed, but these are favourite nicknames chosen by our loyal readers and fans. So whether you’re talking about bud, ganja, pot or mull, you’ll find a myriad of different names for marijuana on our list below.

Stoners get a bad rap for being “lazy” and “unmotivated”, but for a set of folks perceived by the public as little more than sedentary layabouts, they’ve achieved a lot in their long and blissfully somniferous presence. From ingenious contraptions to better consume their preferred drug to the many varied and wonderful different strains that serve different purposes, Stoners have proved to be anything but unproductive.

One field where the stoners have excelled,  arguably more than any other, is that of finding synonyms for their beloved weed. ‘Weed puns’ if you will. Though most will know it as marijuana or cannabis, the bountiful harvest of the Sativa and Indica plants has more noms de plume than your average member of Operation Treadstone. Here’s a list of our favourites, and if you think we missed any, let us know.

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List of Funny Names for Weed (A-Z)

Here’s our list of funny nicknames for weed goes like this.

1. 420
2. Acapulco Gold
3. Airplane
4. AK47
5. Asparagus
6. Bone
7. British Colombia
8. Broccoli
9. Bubonic Chronic
10. Bud
11. Buddha
12. Chong
13. Chop
14. Cones
15. Da Kine
16. Dank Sinatra
17. Dobby’s Hobby
18. Doink
19. Doob
20. Doobie
21. Dope
22. Dr. Greenthumb
23. Duct Tape
24. ‘Erb
25. Evil Edamame
26. Ganja
27. George Bush
28. Gigglesmoke
29. Gorilla Glue
30. Grass
31. Green
32. Green Crack
33. Green Goddess
34. Grim Reefer
35. Hashish
36. Happy Smoke
37. Hogs Leg (Joint)
38. Jazz Cabbage
39. Jazz Cigarette
40. Kush
41. Mary Jane
42. Maui Wowie
43. Maurkice ‘Ouncey’ (Named after NFL player Maurkice Pouncey)
44. Mull
45. Noble Weed
46. Nuggs
47. Piesy’s Homegrown
48. Pineapple Express
49. Pot
50. Power Flower
51. Proposition 19
52. Puff The Magic Dragon
53. Punjab
54. Purple Haze
55. Reefer
56. Reefer McEntyre
57. Rejj
58. Righteous Bush
59. Rock ‘n Roll Tobacco
60. Sammy Davis Jr.
61. Scoob
62. Scooby Snacks
63. Sinister Minister
64. Sinner’s Spinach
65. Smoochy Poochie
66. Sweet Leaf
67. Tequila Sunrise
68. The Chronic
69. The Devil’s Lettuce
70. The Holy Herb
71. The Stickiest of The Icky
72. Udz
73. Whacky Tobaccy
74. Yes We Cannabis

Think we missed one (or more) funny names for weed? Let us know!

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