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250+ Would You Rather Questions That’ll Stump Anyone

They’re age-old questions: Would you rather have a hat made of spiders, or penises for fingers? Would you rather be constantly tired no matter how much you sleep or constantly hungry no matter how much you eat? Or – now here’s a stumper – Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend in your mum’s body, or sex with your mum in your girlfriend’s body.

While there’s no real right answer to any of these questions, you can tell a lot about someone from what they choose. Some will make you cringe. Some you’ll have the answer to straight away. Still, others will keep you up for nights on end. But we can all agree, there are few things better than stumping your mate with the best Would You Rather Question in your proverbial arsenal.

It’s a game that’s been around for a while and is a great way to get to know someone, start a conversation, or lighten the mood over a couple of late-night libations. We’ve put together a comprehensive list of the best would you rather questions to keep you up to date. Check them out.

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How To Play Would You Rather

The first rule of would you rather is the more the merrier. The more people you get to play the more weird and wacky answers and justifications you’ll get to your questions. Someone starts, it really doesn’t matter who, and they ask a question along the lines of ‘Would You Rather…’ from there let the discussion fly. Everyone playing must firmly decide on one or the other no matter how unappealing or enticing the answers may be. From there, continue around the group to your heart’s content.

Hot Tip: Don’t limit yourself to just squirmish would you rather questions. Try two good answers for an interesting twist on the game.

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100+ Best Would You Rather Questions

Want to make the most of your long weekend? Here’s the best of the best, and a few ice breakers thrown in there for good measure. So, without further ado, let’s crack into it.

Would you rather…

  • See what was behind every closed door or be able to guess the combination of every safe on the first try?
  • Have to read aloud every word you read or sing everything you say out loud?
  • Live without hot water for showers/baths or live without a washing machine?
  • Live on the beach or in a cabin in the woods?
  • Move to a new city or town every week or never be able to leave the city or town you were born in?
  • Be unable to have kids or only be able to conceive quintuplets?
  • Have everything in your house perfectly organized by a professional or have a professional event company throw the best party you’ve ever been to, in your honor?
  • Would you rather be so afraid of heights that you can’t go to the second floor of a building or be so afraid of the sun that you can only leave the house on rainy days?
  • Have edible spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat (not sweet) maple syrup?
  • Give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?
  • Be infamous in history books or be forgotten after your death?
  • Be a famous director or a famous actor?
  • Never be stuck in traffic again or never get another cold?
  • Have someone impersonating you and doing really amazing things that you get the credit for or find money hidden in weird places all around your house every day but you can’t figure out where the money comes from or how it keeps getting there?
  • Go back to age 5 with everything you know now or know now everything your future self will learn?
  • Go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?
  • Would you rather be unable to move your body every time it rains or not be able to stop moving while the sun is out?
  • Have out of control body hair or a strong, pungent body odor?
  • Have someone secretly give you LSD on a random day and time once every 6 months or have everyone in the world all take LSD at the same time once every 5 years?
  • Have super sensitive taste or super sensitive hearing?
  • Always have a great body for your entire life but have slightly below average intelligence or have a mediocre body for your entire life but be slightly above average in intelligence?
  • Live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or just in the normal real world?
  • Be famous for inventing a deadly new weapon or invent something that helps the world but someone else gets all the credit for inventing it?
  • Have a completely automated home or a self-driving car?
  • Be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?
  • Be an unimportant character in the last movie you saw or an unimportant character in the last book you read?
  • Never have another embarrassing fall in public or never feel the need to pass gas in public again?
  • Never have a toilet clog on you again or never have the power go out again?
  • All conspiracy theories be true or live in a world where no leaders really know what they are doing?
  • Never get a paper cut again or never get something stuck in your eye again?
  • Have everyone laugh at your jokes but not find anyone else’s jokes funny or have no one laugh at your jokes but you still find other people’s jokes funny?
  • Travel the world for a year all expenses paid or have $50,000 to spend on whatever you want?
  • Live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?
  • Always be able to see 5 minutes into the future or always be able to see 100 years into the future?
  • Have everything you draw become real but be terrible at drawing or be able to fly but only as fast as you can walk?
  • Travel the world for a year on a shoestring budget or stay in only one country for a year but live in luxury?
  • Every shirt you ever wear be kind of itchy or only be able to use 1 ply toilet paper?
  • Would you rather never have to work again or never have to sleep again (you won’t feel tired or suffer negative health effects)?
  • Have a boomerang that would find and kill any one person of your choosing, anywhere in the world, but can only be used once or a boomerang that always returns to you with one dollar?
  • Be poor but help people or become incredibly rich by hurting people?
  • Be an amazing artist but not be able to see any of the art you created or be an amazing musician but not be able to hear any of the music you create?
  • Have a bottomless box of Legos or a bottomless gas tank?
  • Write a novel that will be widely considered the most important book in the past 200 years, but you and the book will only be appreciated after your death or be the most famous erotica writer of your generation?
  • Clean rest stop toilets or work in a slaughterhouse for a living?
  • Earbuds and headphones never sit right on / in your ears or have all music either slightly too quiet or slightly too loud?
  • Never run out of battery power for whatever phone and tablet you own or always have free Wi-Fi wherever you go?
  • Never be able to eat meat or never be able to eat vegetables?
  • Inherit 20 million dollars when you turn 18 or spend the time earning 50 million dollars through your hard work?
  • Not be able to see any colors or have mild but constant tinnitus (ringing in the ears)?
  • Be able to talk to land animals, animals that fly, or animals that live under the water?
  • Have every cat or dog that gets lost end up at your house or everyone’s clothes that they forget in the dryer get teleported to your house?
  • Eat a spoonful of wasabi or a spoonful of extremely spicy hot sauce?
  • All electrical devices mysteriously stop working (possibly forever) or the governments of the world are only run by people going through puberty?
  • Be married to a 10 with a bad personality or a 6 with an amazing personality?
  • Wake up as a new random person every year and have full control of them for the whole year or once a week spend a day inside a stranger without having any control of them?
  • Have constantly dry eyes or a constant runny nose?
  • The aliens that make first contact be robotic or organic?
  • Have all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to stand in line again?
  • Never sweat again but not be more prone to heat stroke or never feel cold again but cold still physically affects you (i.e., you can freeze to death)?
  • Eat an egg with a half-formed chicken inside or eat ten cooked crickets?
  • Have all corporations know all of your computer usage or the government know all of your computer usage?
  • Never have to clean a bathroom again or never have to do dishes again?
  • Vomit uncontrollably for one minute every time you hear the happy birthday song or get a headache that lasts for the rest of the day every time you see a bird (including in pictures or a video)?
  • Live without the internet or live without AC and heating?
  • Your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?
  • Be compelled to high five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?
  • Blink twice the normal rate or not be able to blink for 5 minutes but then have to close your eyes for 10 seconds every 5 minutes?
  • Have amazingly fast typing/texting speed or be able to read ridiculously fast?
  • Have plants grow at 20 times their normal rate when you are near or for people and animals to stop aging when you are near them?
  • Be the first person to explore a planet or be the inventor of a drug that cures a deadly disease?
  • Be a practising doctor or a medical researcher?
  • Not be able to open any closed doors (locked or unlocked) or not be able to close any open doors?
  • Always feel like someone is following you, but no one is, or always feel like someone is watching you, even though no one is?
  • Would you rather have everything you eat be too salty or not salty enough no matter how much salt you add?
  • Eat a box of dry spaghetti noodles or two cups of uncooked rice?
  • Be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?
  • Have to fart loudly once, every time you have a serious conversation or have to burp after every kiss?
  • Spend the rest of your life with a sailboat as your home or an RV as your home?
  • All plants scream when you cut them / pick their fruit or animals beg for their lives before they are killed?
  • Be unable to use search engines or unable to use social media?
  • Have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life? (both are amazingly delicious and can be any type of sushi/taco you want)
  • Have skin that changes colour based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?
  • Live in a house with see-through walls in a city or in the same see-through house but in the middle of a forest far from civilization?
  • Live in a cave or live in a treehouse?
  • Only wear one colour each day or have to wear seven colours each day?
  • Never lose your phone again or never lose your keys again?
  • Know all the mysteries of the universe or know every outcome of every choice you make?
  • Be reincarnated as a fly or just cease to exist after you die?
  • Live a comfortable and peaceful life in the woods in a small cabin without much human interaction or a life full of conflict and entertainment in a mansion in a city?
  • Have an easy job working for someone else or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?
  • Be held in high regard by your parents or your friends?
  • Be feared by all or loved by all?
  • Be the best in the world at climbing trees or the best in the world at jumping rope?
  • Be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?
  • It never stops snowing (the snow never piles up) or never stops raining (the rain never causes floods)?
  • Live in virtual reality where you are all powerful or live in the real world and be able to go anywhere but not be able to interact with anyone or anything?
  • There be a perpetual water balloon war going on in your city/town or a perpetual food fight?
  • Wake up every morning with a new hundred-dollar bill in your pocket but not know where it came from or wake up every morning with a new fifty-dollar bill in your pocket and know where it comes from?
  • Have a horribly corrupt government or no government?
  • Live under a sky with no stars at night or live under a sky with no clouds during the day?
  • Snitch on your best friend for a crime they committed or go to jail for the crime they committed?
  • Be put in a maximum-security federal prison with the hardest of the hardened criminals for one year or be put in a relatively relaxed prison where wall street types are held for ten years?
  • Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?
  • Have all animals feel compelled to obey you if you come within 10 feet of them or be given the opportunity to genetically design a pet that will be loyal only to you with the combined DNA of three animals?
  • Take amazing selfies but all of your other pictures are horrible or take breathtaking photographs of anything but yourself?
  • Wake up each morning to find that a random animal appendage has replaced your nondominant arm or permanently replace your bottom half with an animal bottom of your choice (not human)?
  • Be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?
  • Never be able to leave your own country or never be able to fly in an airplane?
  • Eat rice with every meal and never be able to eat bread or eat bread with every meal and never be able to eat rice?
  • Lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?
  • Be a bowling champion or a curling champion?
  • Be forced to kill one innocent person or five people who committed minor crimes?
  • Be able to be free from junk mail or free from email spam for the rest of your life?
  • Use a push lawnmower with a bar that is far too high or far too low?
  • Be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?
  • Be born again in a totally different life or born again with all the knowledge you\ have now?
  • Find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?
  • Have chapped lips that never heal or terrible dandruff that can’t be treated?
  • Be locked in a room that is constantly dark for a week or a room that is constantly bright for a week?
  • Have done something horribly embarrassing and only your best friend knows or not done something horribly embarrassing, but everyone except your best friend thinks you did it?
  • Spend two years with your soul mate only to have them die and you never love again or spend your life with someone nice you settled for?
  • Randomly time travel +/- 20 years every time you fart or teleport to a different place on earth (on land, not water) every time you sneeze?
  • Be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?
  • Would you rather be in jail for a year or lose a year off of your life?
  • Everyone be required to wear identical silver jumpsuits or any time two people meet and are wearing an identical article of clothing they must fight to the death?
  • Five per cent of the population have telepathy, or 5% of the population have telekinesis? You are not part of the 5% that has telepathy or telekinesis.
  • Humans go to the moon again or go to mars?
  • Become twice as strong when both of your fingers are stuck in your ears or crawl twice as fast as you can run?
  • Have an unlimited international first class ticket or never have to pay for food at restaurants?
  • Suddenly be elected a senator or suddenly become a CEO of a major company? (You won’t have any more knowledge about how to do either job than you do right now.)
  • Be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?
  • Fight for a cause you believe in, but doubt will succeed or fight for a cause that you only partially believe in but have a high chance of your cause succeeding?
  • Have a clown only you can see that follows you everywhere and just stands silently in a corner watching you without doing or saying anything or have a real life stalker who dresses like the Easter bunny that everyone can see?
  • Be in debt for $100,000 or never be able to make more than $3,500 a month?
  • Have everything on your phone right now (browsing history, photos, etc.) made public to anyone who Google’s your name or never use a cell phone again?
  • Be famous but ridiculed or be just a normal person?
  • The general public think you are a horrible person but your family is very proud of you, or your family thinks you are a horrible person, but the general public be very proud of you?
  • Be an amazing painter or a brilliant mathematician?
  • Sell all of your possessions or sell one of your organs?
  • Have a map that shows you the location of anything you want to find and can be used again and again but has a margin of error of up to five miles or a device that allows you to find the location of anything you want with incredible accuracy but can only be used three times?
  • Give up all drinks except for water or give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven?
  • Know the history of every object you touched or be able to talk to animals?
  • Have all dogs try to attack you when they see you or all birds try to attack you when they see you?
  • Die in 20 years with no regrets or die in 50 years with many regrets?
  • Accidentally be responsible for the death of a child or accidentally be responsible for the deaths of three adults?
  • Wear a wedding dress/tuxedo every single day or wear a bathing suit every single day?
  • Never be able to use a touchscreen or never be able to use a keyboard and mouse?
  • Be able to control fire or water?
  • Lose your best friend or all of your friends except for your best friend?
  • Be hired for a well-paying job that you lied to get and have no idea how to do or be about to give the most important presentation of your life but you can’t remember any of the material you prepared?
  • Be fantastic at riding horses or amazing at driving dirt bikes?
  • Be able to go to any theme park in the world for free for the rest of your life or eat for free at any drive-through restaurant for the rest of your life?
  • Be beautiful/handsome but stupid or intelligent but ugly?
  • Live in the wilderness far from civilization with no human contact or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person?
  • Have a golden voice or a silver tongue?
  • Have a criminal justice system that actually works and is fair or an administrative government that is free of corruption?
  • Thirty butterflies instantly appear from nowhere every time you cough or one very angry squirrel appear from nowhere every time you cough?
  • Never be able to wear pants or never be able to wear shorts?
  • Know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)
  • Be lost in a bad part of town or lost in the forest?
  • Have real political power but be relatively poor or be ridiculously rich and have no political power?
  • Eat a ketchup sandwich or a Siracha sandwich?
  • Find five dollars on the ground or find all your missing socks?
  • Never get angry or never be envious?
  • Only be to use a fork (no spoon) or only be able to use a spoon (no fork)?
  • Get one free round trip international plane ticket every year or be able to fly domestic anytime for free?
  • Everything you dream each night come true when you wake up or everything a randomly chosen person dreams each night come true when they wake up?
  • Have the police hunting you for a murder you didn’t commit or a psychopathic clown hunting you?
  • Have the power to gently nudge anyone’s decisions or have complete puppet master control of five people?
  • Know the uncomfortable truth of the world or believe a comforting lie?
  • Have all of your clothes fit perfectly or have the most comfortable pillow, blankets, and sheets in existence?
  • Be an amazing virtuoso at any instrument but only if you play naked or be able to speak any language but only if you close your eyes and dance while you are doing it?
  • Walk around work or school for the whole day without realizing there is a giant brown stain on the back of your pants or realize the deadline for that important paper/project was yesterday, and you are nowhere near done?
  • Wake up in the middle of an unknown desert or wake up in a rowboat on an unknown body of water?
  • Never be able to drink sodas like coke again or only be able to drink sodas and nothing else?
  • Donate your body to science or donate your organs to people who need them?
  • Get tipsy from just one sip of alcohol and ridiculously drunk from just one alcoholic drink or never get drunk no matter how much alcohol you drank?
  • Have hands that kept growing as you got older or feet that kept growing as you got older?
  • Be completely insane and know that you are insane or completely insane and believe you are sane?
  • Be only able to watch the few movies with a rotten tomatoes score of 95-100% or only be able to watch the majority of movies with a rotten tomatoes score of 94% and lower?
  • It be impossible for you to be woken up for 11 straight hours every day but you wake up feeling amazing, or you can be woken up normally but never feel totally rested?
  • Eat a sandwich made from 4 ingredients in your fridge chosen at random or eat a sandwich made by a group of your friends from 4 ingredients in your fridge?
  • Live in a haunted house where the ghosts ignore you and do their own thing or be a ghost in a house living out a pleasant and uneventful week from your life again and again?
  • Give up watching TV/movies for a year or give up playing games for a year?
  • Be fluent in all languages and never be able to travel or be able to travel anywhere for a year but never be able to learn a word of a different language?
  • Lose your left hand or right foot?
  • Be able to dodge anything no matter how fast it’s moving or be able to ask any three questions and have them answered accurately?
  • Live the next 10 years of your life in China or Russia?
  • Be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be well above average but not anywhere near the best at something well respected?
  • Have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?
  • Lose all of your memories from birth to now or lose your ability to make new long term memories?
  • Know how above or below average you are at everything or know how above or below average people are at one skill/talent just by looking at them?
  • Be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you are alive but famous after you die?
  • Live until you are 200 but look like you are 200 the whole time even though you are healthy or look like you are 25 all the way until you die at age 65?
  • Have one nipple or two belly buttons?
  • Be balding but fit or overweight with a full head of hair?
  • Never use social media sites/apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?
  • Be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?
  • Have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or be able to drink unlimited free coffee at any coffee shop?
  • Have unlimited amounts of any material you want to build a house but you have to build the house all by yourself or have a famed architect design and build you a modest house?
  • Always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
  • Have one real get out of jail free card or a key that opens any door?
  • Be an average person in the present or a king 2500 years ago?
  • Your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?
  • Have whatever you are thinking to appear above your head for everyone to see or have absolutely everything you do live streamed for anyone to see?
  • Eork very hard at a rewarding job or hardly have to work at a job that isn’t rewarding?
  • Be constantly tired no matter how much you sleep or constantly hungry no matter what you eat? Assuming that there are no health problems to either.
  • Be able to control animals (but not humans) with your mind or control electronics with your mind?
  • Lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?
  • Be covered in fur or covered in scales?
  • Have a flying carpet or a car that can drive underwater?
  • Swim 300 meters through shit or dead bodies?
  • Have a dog with a cat’s personality or a cat with a dog’s personality?
  • If you were reborn in a new life, would you rather be alive in the past or future?
  • Eat no candy at Halloween or no turkey at Thanksgiving?
  • Date someone you love or date someone who loves you?
  • Lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told?
  • Be free or be totally safe?
  • Eat shit that tasted like chocolate, or eat chocolate that tasted like crap?
  • Look 10 years older from the neck up, or the neck down?
  • Be extremely underweight or extremely overweight?
  • Experience the beginning of planet earth or the end of planet earth?
  • Have three kids and no money, or no kids with three million dollars?
  • Would you rather Be the funniest person in the room or the most intelligent?
  • Have a Lamborghini in your garage or a bookcase with 9000 books and infinite knowledge?
  • Reverse one decision you make every day or be able to stop time for 10 seconds every day?
  • Win $50,000 or let your best friend win $500,000?
  • Run at 100 mph or fly at ten mph?
  • Continue with your life or restart it?
  • Be able to talk your way out of any situation, or punch your way out of any situation?
  • Have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or have free coffee where/whenever you want?
  • Have seven fingers on each hand or have seven toes on each foot?
  • Live low life with your loved one or rich life all alone?
  • Have no one to show up for your Wedding or your funeral?
  • Rule the World or live in a World with absolutely no problems at all?
  • Go back to the past and meet your loved ones who passed away or go to the future to meet your children or grandchildren to be?
  • Speak your mind or never speak again?
  • Live the life of a king with no family or friends or live like a vagabond with your friends or family?
  • Know how you will die or when you will die?
  • Speak all languages or be able to speak to all animals?
  • Get away with lying every time or always know that someone is lying?
  • Eat your dead friend or kill your dog and eat it when you are marooned on a lonely island?
  • Have a billion dollars to your name or spend $1000 for each hungry and homeless person?
  • End death due to car accidents or end terrorism?
  • Leave your unemployed son homeless or pay for his dr#g habits and illegal activities?
  • End the life a single human being or 100 cute baby animals?
  • End hunger or end your hunger?
  • Skinny dip with your classmate or with a stranger?
  • Give up your love life or work life?
  • Live in an amusement park or a zoo?
  • Be a millionaire by winning the lottery or by working 100 hours a week?
  • Would you rather read minds or accurately predict future?
  • Eat only pizza for 1 year or eat no pizza for 1 year?
  • Visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?
  • Be a cow or a chicken?
  • Have no taste buds or be color blind?
  • Eat everything you see or lick everything you see?
  • Have a foot long nose or a foot long tongue?
  • Have a baby at 10 or a baby at 60?
  • Be in jail for ten years or be in the coma for 20 years?
  • Have no brother or no sister?
  • Be invisible or be fast?
  • Look like a fish or smell like a fish?
  • Play on Minecraft or play FIFA?
  • Fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?
  • Have a grapefruit-sized head or a head the size of a watermelon?
  • Be a tree or have to live in a tree for the rest of your life?
  • Live in space or under the sea?
  • Lose your sense of touch or your sense of smell?
  • Be Donald Trump or George Bush?
  • Have no hair or be completely hairy?
  • Wake up in the morning looking like a giraffe or a kangaroo?
  • Have a booger hanging from your nose for the rest of your life or earwax planted on your earlobes?
  • Be 4’5″ or 7’7″?
  • Be blind or deaf?
  • Be short and well built or tall and fat?
  • Take a guaranteed $100,000 or a 50/50 chance at $1,000,000?
  • Eat healthily or exercise regularly?
  • Be super strong or super fast?
  • Be poor and find true love or be rich?
  • Lose half your hair or lose half your hearing?
  • Work hard at the job you love or slack off at a boring job?
  • Look weak and be strong or look strong and be weak?
  • Be as wide as you are tall, or as tall as you are wide?
  • Age from the neck up or the neck down only?
  • Join the army or be an athlete?
  • Go on a free, fully paid dream vacation or be with someone you love in your home?
  • Be the richest person in the World or the smartest?
  • Own your dream car or have never-ending knowledge?
  • Create history or delete it?
  • Have a high profile job with no family for life or an average job with a family to live by?
  • Have a crush on ugly people or have ugly people have a crush on you?
  • Grab the front or the back of a girl when invisible?

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General FAQs

How do you play the Would You Rather game?

Would You Rather is a very easy game that you can play with anyone at any time. All you have to do is ask someone a question starting with 'Would You Rather...' followed by alternatives. The answerer then says which he or she would rather do. For example, 'Would you rather work very hard at a rewarding job or hardly work at a job that isn't rewarding?

What can I do if I can’t think of any would you rather questions?

While there are always a couple of staple choices, you can also make use of our handy article that has a comprehensive list of questions for would you rather. This can help get the ball rolling and kickstart the conversation.

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