If you think you’re having a bad day, spare a thought for this poor US truck driver, whose vehicle flipped on Wednesday while travelling down an Oklahoma City highway, spilling its contents – believed to have been personal lubricant and sex toys – all over the road. Now, footage from a local news station capturing the conspicuous load as it was scattered across the highway has sent the internet into a frenzy.
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Traffic on Interstate 40, located on the western fringes of the Oklahoma City metro area, was brought to a standstill by the incident, after the semi-trailer loaded up with dildos and lube collided with another truck, spreading its contents – along with debris from both vehicles – in every direction.
KWTV’s News 9 helicopter was sent to investigate the goings on and now a clip from the station’s broadcast has captured an exchange between morning anchor Lacey Lowery and the station’s helicopter pilot Jim Gardner. As they’re discussing what the contents of the truck could possibly have been, the station helicopter’s camera zooms ever closer, finally focusing on boxes that appear to have “fake phallus” printed on the sides.
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As you’d probably expect, Barstool Sports was all over the saucy development, sharing the clip with the caption “A tractor trailer full of dildos and lube flipped and spilt all over a highway in Oklahoma,” which proceeded to draw millions of views and thousands of retweets.
Fortunately, no one was injured in the collision, although our thoughts are with the people of Oklahoma during this difficult time as they will undoubtedly be suffering due to the resulting dildo and lubricant shortage. May their shelves be restocked as soon as possible.
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