The 66 Funniest Names for Weed

Bud, Ganja, Pot and Mull–there are many different names for marijuana if you know where to look (and who to ask).

Stoners get a bad wrap for being “lazy” and “unmotivated”, but for a set of folks perceived by the public as little more than sedentary layabouts, they’ve achieved a lot in their long and blissfully somniferous presence. From ingenious contraptions to better consume their preferred drug to the many varied and wonderful different strains that serve different purposes, Stoners have proved to be anything but unproductive.

But one field where the stoner has excelled arguably more than any other is that of finding synonyms for their beloved weed. ‘Weed puns’ if you will. Though most will know it as marijuana or cannabis, the bountiful harvest of the Sativa and Indica plants has more noms de plume than your average member of Operation Treadstone.

Here’s our list of the best and funniest names for weed.

  1. 420
  2. Acapulco Gold
  3. Airplane
  4. AK47
  5. Asparagus
  6. Bone
  7. British Colombia
  8. Broccoli
  9. Bubonic Chronic
  10. Bud
  11. Buddha
  12. Chong
  13. Chop
  14. Cones
  15. Da Kine
  16. Dank Sinatra
  17. Dobby’s Hobby
  18. Doob
  19. Doobie
  20. Dope
  21. Dr. Greenthumb
  22. ‘Erb
  23. Evil Edamame
  24. Ganja
  25. George Bush
  26. Gigglesmoke
  27. Gorilla Glue
  28. Grass
  29. Green
  30. Green Crack
  31. Green Goddess
  32. Grim Reefer
  33. Hashish
  34. Jazz Cabbage
  35. Jazz Cigarette
  36. Kush
  37. Mary Jane
  38. Maui Wowie
  39. Mull
  40. Noble Weed
  41. Nuggs
  42. Piesy’s Homegrown
  43. Pineapple Express
  44. Pot
  45. Power Flower
  46. Proposition 19
  47. Puff The Magic Dragon
  48. Purple Haze
  49. Reefer
  50. Reefer McEntyre
  51. Rejj
  52. Righteous Bush
  53. Rock ‘n Roll Tobacco
  54. Sammy Davis Jr.
  55. Scoob
  56. Sinister Minister
  57. Sinner’s Spinach
  58. Smoochy Poochie
  59. Sweet Leaf
  60. The Chronic
  61. The Devil’s Lettuce
  62. The Holy Herb
  63. The Stickiest of The Icky
  64. Udz
  65. Whacky Tobaccy
  66. Yes We Cannabis

Think we missed one (or more)? Let us know!