I have a fear of speedbumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.My mom says I’m the funniest person she knowsI’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.I just want to be friends, plus a little extra. Also, I love you.I’m the guy your parents warned you about – A van-opening candy salesman.I can’t promise you the world, but I can promise to buy you tacos every Tuesday.I think the movie “Cars” has so much appeal because the cars speak to one another. You don’t get that with real cars.No question about it, I’m ready to get hurt again.