Nick Hall

Best Tinder Bios for Guys: Good, Simple, Funny | Man of Many

The best Tinder bios are a mixed bag, so we’re breaking them down into categories below. While the general rule is to be open and honest, you can find success by stepping outside of the box. All have the goal of capturing your potential match’s attention. Some of these are completely out of the ordinary, but in the dating game, individuality is currency. With a healthy combo of cheesy pickup lines, a few sneaky puns and a couple of overt approaches, you’re sure to find whatever your Tinder profile needs in these examples.

Best Tinder Bio Examples

  • Pros and Cons, then fill out your favourites.
  • Two truths and a lie: I’m very flexible. I once won an eating contest. I’ve got enormous feet.
  • Hello ladies, look at the last guy you matched, now back at me, now back to the last guy matched, now back to me… you know the rest.
  • Last time I was someone’s type I was donating blood.
  • I love adventure – I’m a traveller keen to explore new ground
  • Good Tinder Bios

  • The square root of 69 is 8.3066238629 so Drake wasn’t wrong, he just rounded very lazily.
  • I’m a homebody. I’ve got the home, if you’ve got the body.
  • The only fabric I wear is husband material.
  • Please send your resumes and cover letter to *insert email* as to why you think we’d be a good match.
  • Flirty Tinder Bios

  • I don’t have covid.
  • “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
  • Looking for someone to share a Netflix account and a fifty-piece McNuggets with.
  • I spend a lot more time than I’m willing to admit thinking about, at what point does warm bread become toast.
  • Would you rather live on the beach or in a cabin in the woods?
  • Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order
  • Elite Tinder Bios

  • I have a fear of speedbumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
  • My mom says I’m the funniest person she knows
  • I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
  • I just want to be friends, plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
  • I’m the guy your parents warned you about – A van-opening candy salesman.
  • I can’t promise you the world, but I can promise to buy you tacos every Tuesday.
  • I think the movie “Cars” has so much appeal because the cars speak to one another. You don’t get that with real cars.
  • No question about it, I’m ready to get hurt again.
  • Funny Tinder Bio Examples

  • Am I cute? No. Do I have a nice personality? Also, no.
  • ‘She’s All That’ is the ultimate Rom-Com. Change my mind.
  • When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that.
  • Two reasons to date me; you’d be the good-looking one, please.
  • I am not a fan of cheesy pickup lines, but I can show you a gouda time.
  • Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back (great for doctors).
  • Cute Tinder Bios

  • If life is like soup, I’m a fork.
  • I always root for the underdog.
  • My dad’s credit card has a very high limit.
  • Just on here to find my Tinderella.
  • I can do a mean Gollum impression.
  • Looking for a future ex-wife.
  • Just trying to find my other half.
  • Simple Tinder Bios

  • Hotel? Trivago.
  • I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.
  • My mom can probably take us there if your mom can pick us up.
  • If you ever feel bad about yourself think about how some people pay for Tinder.
  • Witty Tinder Bios

    Whther you’ve got a way with words or you’re just barely literate, nailing the prose is critical to upping you potential matches. Having a suggestive Tinder bio can make you seem mysterious or creepy depending on how you phrase it. We recently spoke to Papri Dev, Senior Director, APAC Communications Lead at Tinder to figure out how to get more matches, find the best examples and make the best first impression..

    How to Write the Best Tinder Bio

    Online daters know that getting your bio right is one of the most challenging aspects of your overall Tinder profile (it’s probably why you’re reading this very article). Navigating the minefield that is online dating can lead to some embarrassing results, as you would have seen in your swipe travels. According to Dev, you can safeguard yourself against shame by following some general rules.

    Common Tinder Bio Mistakes

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