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69+ Funny Names for Weed That’ll Blow Your Mind

There are thousands of funny names for weed. So whether you’re talking about Bud, Ganja, Pot or Mull. You’ll find a myriad of different names for marijuana, especially if you know where to look (and who to ask). So let’s start with us right here.

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69+ Funny Names for Weed

Stoners get a bad wrap for being “lazy” and “unmotivated”, but for a set of folks perceived by the public as little more than sedentary layabouts, they’ve achieved a lot in their long and blissfully somniferous presence. From ingenious contraptions to better consume their preferred drug to the many varied and wonderful different strains that serve different purposes, Stoners have proved to be anything but unproductive.

One field where the stoners have excelled,  arguably more than any other, is that of finding synonyms for their beloved weed. ‘Weed puns’ if you will. Though most will know it as marijuana or cannabis, the bountiful harvest of the Sativa and Indica plants has more noms de plume than your average member of Operation Treadstone.

Here’s our list of funny names for weed.

  1. 420
  2. Acapulco Gold
  3. Airplane
  4. AK47
  5. Asparagus
  6. Bone
  7. British Colombia
  8. Broccoli
  9. Bubonic Chronic
  10. Bud
  11. Buddha
  12. Chong
  13. Chop
  14. Cones
  15. Da Kine
  16. Dank Sinatra
  17. Dobby’s Hobby
  18. Doink
  19. Doob
  20. Doobie
  21. Dope
  22. Dr. Greenthumb
  23. ‘Erb
  24. Evil Edamame
  25. Ganja
  26. George Bush
  27. Gigglesmoke
  28. Gorilla Glue
  29. Grass
  30. Green
  31. Green Crack
  32. Green Goddess
  33. Grim Reefer
  34. Hashish
  35. Happy Smoke
  36. Hogs Leg (Joint)
  37. Jazz Cabbage
  38. Jazz Cigarette
  39. Kush
  40. Mary Jane
  41. Maui Wowie
  42. Maurkice ‘Ouncey’ (Named after NFL player Maurkice Pouncey)
  43. Mull
  44. Noble Weed
  45. Nuggs
  46. Piesy’s Homegrown
  47. Pineapple Express
  48. Pot
  49. Power Flower
  50. Proposition 19
  51. Puff The Magic Dragon
  52. Punjab
  53. Purple Haze
  54. Reefer
  55. Reefer McEntyre
  56. Rejj
  57. Righteous Bush
  58. Rock ‘n Roll Tobacco
  59. Sammy Davis Jr.
  60. Scoob
  61. Scooby Snacks
  62. Sinister Minister
  63. Sinner’s Spinach
  64. Smoochy Poochie
  65. Sweet Leaf
  66. The Chronic
  67. The Devil’s Lettuce
  68. The Holy Herb
  69. The Stickiest of The Icky
  70. Udz
  71. Whacky Tobaccy
  72. Yes We Cannabis

Think we missed one (or more) funny names for weed? Let us know!

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