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69+ Funny Names for Weed That’ll Blow Your Mind

There are thousands of funny names for weed. So whether you’re talking about Bud, Ganja, Pot or Mull. You’ll find a myriad of different names for marijuana, especially if you know where to look (and who to ask). So let’s start with us right here.

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69+ Funny Names for Weed

Stoners get a bad wrap for being “lazy” and “unmotivated”, but for a set of folks perceived by the public as little more than sedentary layabouts, they’ve achieved a lot in their long and blissfully somniferous presence. From ingenious contraptions to better consume their preferred drug to the many varied and wonderful different strains that serve different purposes, Stoners have proved to be anything but unproductive.

One field where the stoners have excelled,  arguably more than any other, is that of finding synonyms for their beloved weed. ‘Weed puns’ if you will. Though most will know it as marijuana or cannabis, the bountiful harvest of the Sativa and Indica plants has more noms de plume than your average member of Operation Treadstone.

Here’s our list of funny names for weed.

  1. 420
  2. Acapulco Gold
  3. Airplane
  4. AK47
  5. Asparagus
  6. Bone
  7. British Colombia
  8. Broccoli
  9. Bubonic Chronic
  10. Bud
  11. Buddha
  12. Chong
  13. Chop
  14. Cones
  15. Da Kine
  16. Dank Sinatra
  17. Dobby’s Hobby
  18. Doink
  19. Doob
  20. Doobie
  21. Dope
  22. Dr. Greenthumb
  23. Duct Tape
  24. ‘Erb
  25. Evil Edamame
  26. Ganja
  27. George Bush
  28. Gigglesmoke
  29. Gorilla Glue
  30. Grass
  31. Green
  32. Green Crack
  33. Green Goddess
  34. Grim Reefer
  35. Hashish
  36. Happy Smoke
  37. Hogs Leg (Joint)
  38. Jazz Cabbage
  39. Jazz Cigarette
  40. Kush
  41. Mary Jane
  42. Maui Wowie
  43. Maurkice ‘Ouncey’ (Named after NFL player Maurkice Pouncey)
  44. Mull
  45. Noble Weed
  46. Nuggs
  47. Piesy’s Homegrown
  48. Pineapple Express
  49. Pot
  50. Power Flower
  51. Proposition 19
  52. Puff The Magic Dragon
  53. Punjab
  54. Purple Haze
  55. Reefer
  56. Reefer McEntyre
  57. Rejj
  58. Righteous Bush
  59. Rock ‘n Roll Tobacco
  60. Sammy Davis Jr.
  61. Scoob
  62. Scooby Snacks
  63. Sinister Minister
  64. Sinner’s Spinach
  65. Smoochy Poochie
  66. Sweet Leaf
  67. Tequila Sunrise
  68. The Chronic
  69. The Devil’s Lettuce
  70. The Holy Herb
  71. The Stickiest of The Icky
  72. Udz
  73. Whacky Tobaccy
  74. Yes We Cannabis

Think we missed one (or more) funny names for weed? Let us know!

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