8 Best Strip Clubs in Melbourne

Looking for the best strip clubs Melbourne has to offer? As is the case in any city, finding the best Melbourne strip venues isn’t as easy as looking on Yelp or googling strip club near me. They say that Melbourne is Australia’s most “liveable” city, usually cited with thanks to its plethora of excellent dining options, late nights, relaxed liquor licensing and European feel. While all of these things may be true (though casually glossing over the shit weather), there’s another factor that makes a city liveable, and that is its strip clubs. And we’ve been doing our research.

Whether it’s a dive bar with cheap beers and girls with names like “Starla”, or the most opulent of gentlemen’s clubs with lashings of Chivas and girls with names like “Tiffany”, a good strip club maketh the liveability of a city, and Melbourne strip clubs, tucked away in its back lanes, can match it with the best of them. Maybe you’re just visiting for business; maybe you’re planning a burner with the lads: either way, here are the 8 best strip clubs Melbourne has on offer.

1. Kittens

With two locations, Kittens Caulfield and Kittens South Melbourne, Kittens is one of the most well-known names in Victoria for a good time. Kittens’ girls have been jiggling their jugs at patrons for over 15 years, and given their widespread and trusted reputation in adult entertainment, amongst rowdy buck’s revellers and corporate clients alike, is a sure bet for your next visit to a Melbourne strip club. They also have a bikini carwash in Bentleigh East, a yacht cruise and a party bus, so your options for a good time are many and varied.

68 Cecil St, South Melbourne VIC 3205

Kittens

2. Spearmint Rhino Gentleman’s Club

One of the “classier” nudity-based businesses in Melbourne, Spearmint Rhino is a global brand with clubs in the UK, USA, and Australia. It is known for its bottle service, stellar drinks selection, beautiful girls and a distinct lack of riff-raff. A strip club Melbourne should feel blessed to have. The Melbourne location is the only one in Australia. The clientele of this establishment can be assured a truly unforgettable night. A dress code applies, so it’s a good idea to make sure you’re looking fresh before stepping into this Melbourne strip club, and FYI: Spearmint Rhino Melbourne is not the cheapest strip club in town. However, it is a genuine contender for the best strip in Melbourne. So come prepared to part with your dollars (after all, it’s a special occasion, right?)

14 King St, Melbourne VIC 3000

Spearmint Rhino

3. Goldfingers

One of the first sights you see on Lonsdale Street after walking out of Southern Cross station, Goldfingers is a rowdy nightspot, famous for opening from noon until late on Tuesday to Friday. With events and themed nights (including the occasional hospo industry night), Goldfingers has earned its reputation as one of Melbourne’s best strip clubs for a salacious night (or afternoon, even) out.

584 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000

Goldfingers

4. Dreams Gentlemen’s Club

The kind of place that describes itself as a “Table Top Dancing Venue”, Dreams is the Melbourne strip club for the discerning bloke, who likes a coldie or two while having a classy perv. Open Tuesday to Saturday, Dreams Gentlemen’s Club advertises “Super Sexy Fridays”, which we can only assume is both sexy, and held on Fridays. Dreams Melbourne also offers corporate, gold and platinum levels of membership for hardcore fans and regular attendees.

1 Elizabeth St, Melbourne VIC 3000

Dreams

The host of the Showgirl World Championships, The Men’s Gallery is one of Melbourne’s most beloved establishments amongst denizens of Victorian strip clubs. Their dancers are known names in the industry–many of them award winners–and they also regularly host touring performers, making The Men’s Gallery a well known destination for buck’s parties, corporate groups and random nights out. They also offer a fun range of functions packages, including poker nights with topless waitresses. The best strippers in Melbourne are here.

601 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000

The Men’s Gallery

6. Maxine’s Gentlemen’s Club

Similar to Sydney’s Twin Peeks, Maxine’s offers a more holistic buck’s night experience, starting out properly with a two-course meal, and washing it down with a serve of unadulterated nudity. Maxine’s is a little more fun than your average seedy strippos, and as such, gets a place on this list of the best strip clubs in Melbourne.

676 Sydney Rd, Brunswick VIC 3056

Maxine’s Gentlemen’s Club

7. Centrefold Lounge

Spanning three levels, and boasting five separate bars, Centrefold Lounge is arguably Australia’s Mecca of smut. With hundreds of girls on display each week, there’s something for everybody at all times, and the interior design is classier than your average Kings Cross example. This Melbourne strip club also offers membership and function packages, Centrefold Lounge is not just one of the best strip clubs in Melbourne, but in Australia and, perhaps, beyond.

22 King St, Melbourne VIC 3000

Centrefold Lounge

8. Sin City Gentlemen’s Club

Located in sunny Dandenong (just outside of Melbourne), Sin City is one of Victoria’s favourite playgrounds. Featuring an array of stunning dancers, an excellent selection of booze behind the bar and an overall fun vibe, Sin City Dandenong has a more classic, grungy strip club feel to it, for anybody who wants a smack of teenage nostalgia with their watered-down shots and lascivious lapdance.

31 Langhorne St, Dandenong VIC 3175

Sin City

Related: 9 Best Strip Clubs in Sydney

Have you subscribed to Man of Many? You can also follow us on FacebookTwitterInstagram, and YouTube.