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Looking for the best strip clubs Melbourne has to offer? As is the case in any city, finding the best venues isn’t as easy as looking on Yelp or Googling strip clubs near me. They say that Melbourne is Australia’s most “liveable” city, with a plethora of excellent dining options, late-night eats, and relaxed liquor licensing. While all of these things may be true (though casually glossing over the terrible weather), there’s another factor that makes a city livable, and that is its adult entertainment options.
Whether it’s a dive bar with cheap beers or the most opulent of gentlemen’s clubs with lashings of Chivas, a good strip club maketh the liveability of a city. Here are the best strip clubs Melbourne has on offer.
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1. Kittens
With two locations, Kittens Caulfield and Kittens South Melbourne, Kittens is one of the most well-known names in Victoria for adult entertainment. Kittens has been in operation for over 15 years, and given their widespread and boasts a trusted reputation in adult entertainment. They also have a bikini carwash in Bentleigh East, a yacht cruise and a party bus, so your options for a good time are many and varied.
Address: 68 Cecil St, South Melbourne VIC 3205
Hours: Mon-Sun 7pm-3am
Phone: (03) 9696 9666
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2. Spearmint Rhino Gentleman’s Club
One of the “classier” nudity-based businesses in Melbourne, Spearmint Rhino is a global brand with clubs in the UK, USA, and Australia. It is known for its bottle service, stellar drinks selection and a distinct lack of riff-raff. A dress code applies, so it’s a good idea to make sure you’re looking fresh before stepping into this Melbourne strip club, and FYI: Spearmint Rhino Melbourne is not the cheapest strip club in town. However, it is a genuine contender for the best strip in Melbourne.
Address: 14 King St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours: Sat-Thur 8pm-3:30am, Fri 8pm-6am
Phone: (03) 9629 2300
3. Dreams Gentlemen’s Club
The kind of place that describes itself as a “Table Top Dancing Venue”, Dreams is open Tuesday to Saturday. Dreams Melbourne offers corporate, gold and platinum levels of membership for hardcore fans and regular attendees.
Address: 1 Elizabeth St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours: Wed-Thur 7pm-3am, Fri-Sat 7pm-5am
Phone: (03) 9614 3110
4. The Men’s Gallery
The host of the Showgirl World Championships, The Men’s Gallery, is one of Melbourne’s most beloved establishments amongst denizens of Victorian strip clubs. They regularly host touring performers, making The Men’s Gallery a well-known destination for bucks parties, corporate groups and random nights out. They also offer a fun range of function packages, including poker nights with topless waitresses.
Address: 601 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours: Sun-Thur 6pm-5am, Fri-Sat 6pm-8am
Phone: (03) 9670 0331
5. Maxine’s Gentlemen’s Club
Similar to Sydney’s Twin Peeks, Maxine’s offers a more holistic bucks’ night experience, starting out properly with a two-course meal before the entertainment begins. Maxine’s is a little more fun than your average club, and as such, gets a place on this list of the best strip clubs in Melbourne.
Address: 672-676 Sydney Rd, Brunswick VIC 3056
Hours: Sat-Thur 7pm-3am, Fri 3pm-3am
Phone: 0437 975 991
6. Centrefold Lounge
Spanning three levels and boasting five separate bars, Centrefold Lounge is arguably Australia’s Mecca of adult entertainment. At this establishment, there’s something for everybody at all times, and the interior design is classier than your average Kings Cross example. This Melbourne strip club also offers membership and function packages. Centrefold Lounge is not just one of the best strip clubs in Melbourne, but in Australia and, perhaps, beyond.
Address: 22 King St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours: Mon-Thur 8pm-5am, Fri-Sat 7pm-8am, Sun 8pm-7am
Phone: (03) 9620 5077
7. Sin City Gentlemen’s Club
Located in sunny Dandenong (just outside of Melbourne), Sin City is one of Victoria’s favourite playgrounds. Featuring an excellent selection of booze behind the bar, the vibe is fun, classic, and grungy.
Address: 31/2 Langhorne St, Dandenong VIC 3175
Hours: Thur-Sat 8pm-3am
Phone: 0474 365 157
8. Magic Men Melbourne
We all know that strip clubs aren’t just a straight man’s game, nor, in many cases, are they a man’s game at all. Prahan’s Magic Men Melbourne caters to a slightly different audience. Offering the best male strippers Melbourne has to offer, this showstopping performance is a mix of beauty and brawn. If you’re in the mood for a bit of entertainment, Magic Men is the largest male revue in the country by size, followers, and social, so you can be sure the lads know what they’re doing.
Address: 228A Malvern Rd, Prahran VIC 3181
Hours: Open 24 hours
Phone: 1300 624 426
Strip Clubs in Melbourne FAQs
Some of Melbourne’s best strip clubs are Kittens, Spearmint Rhino, Goldfingers, Dreams Gentlemen’s Club, The Men’s Gallery, Maxine’s, Centrefold Lounge, and Sin City.
With five separate bar areas, Centrefold Lounge might very well have the best overall bar scene of all Melbourne’s strip clubs.
At Maxine’s Gentlemen Club, you can start off your night with a tasty two-course meal.
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