With a name that tells you essentially everything you need to know, Showgirls is the premier institution for seeing a little skin. For years, the venue has served a staple diet of dancers, drinks and debauchery, but in recent times, Showgirls has undergone a massive overhaul. The iconic strip club has just completed a multimillion-dollar refurbishment, which now includes a mini arcade and a private spa show area, offering guests a little more than the average joint. Trust us when we say, Showgirls is always a fun time and easily one of Brisbane’s best strip clubs.

Touted as “Brisbane’s sweetest strip club”, and just around the corner from Suncorp Stadium, Honey’s B’s is the place to B if you’re after some adult entertainment after the game. With cold beer and hot women, it’s a pretty neat venue for some R-rated fun and great service with a smile, making it one of the best strip clubs Brisbane has to offer.

With two locations, one in Fortitude Valley and the other in Petrie Terrace, Love & Rockets is a Brissie institution that never ceases to deliver the goods when the lads need a night out filled with revelry and raunch. Open ’til late, and with plenty of private rooms, Love & Rockets is a fun time no matter what the occasion, and is easily one of Brisbane’s best strip clubs.

With a name like OMFG Adult Lounge, you know you’re guaranteed some cheeky fun. With lap dances starting at just $10 for one minute (that’s right, you can get full nudity for a clean Pavarotti), “More Grey Goose & Johnny Walker than you can count” (according to their website), and a huge selection of girls on offer, OMFG is a must-visit if you’re after Brisbane’s best strip clubs.

Located on sunny Elizabeth St, Minx is like any other strip club you’ll see in Brisbane, but with the excellent addition of a glass spa bath. For the right price, three of Minx’s lovely staff will climb into said spa bath and splash around in a most salacious manner for your amusement. What a concept.

Where can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two? Why, The Candy Club Can. Located across four-floors of varying striptease action in Fortitude Valley, The Candy Club is the perfect destination if you’re looking for a fun night with access to VIP booths, private rooms and plenty of areas to explore, making it one of the best strip clubs to visit on your next trip to Brisbane.

A list of the best strip clubs in Brisbane would not be complete without somewhere called: “Vixen”. As the host venue for the “Miss Slip and Slide” pageant–a highlight in the Brisbane events diary for the denizens’ most discerning cognoscenti–, Vixen is a veritable Mecca of TTA, with smiles and glamour abounds from the moment one sets foot inside.

With over 100 girls on offer at any given time, The Cabaret Nightclub is one of Brisbane’s larger strippos, and boasts three bars, three floors of fun, and plenty of private rooms. Their website also boasts a: “Tantalizing main stage on the lower level … where you will find our world famous $5 lap dances.”

If you’re scoping through the list looking for something a little more masculine, you’ve found it with Magic Men Brisbane. The all-male revue offers some saucy drink and dance packages perfect for a hen’s night or for a couple of friends. You’ll find this establishment of fine male strippers in the heart of Fortitude Valley, offering seductive dances, a dazzling show and some eye-catching outfits.

Ever sat in a vinyl wingback stage-side, looking up at the obligatory pole taking pride-of-place centre stage, taken a long, refreshing sip of your $12 Corona whilst looking up at the pair of bolt-ons currently jiggling before your eyes and thought: “I feel like eating a surf ‘n turf. Right now.” Well, look no further, bucko, Confidential Club has everything a good gentleman’s club should have, with the inclusion of a restaurant. You can even have a topless waitress dine with you, if you so desire.

Eye Candy Adult Bar’s website advertises “Hot bikini babes galore” and the “Best buck’s night in Brisbane”, and frankly, we can’t see why it wouldn’t be a good time. Open from 7 pm to 5 am six days a week, and located in central Brisvegas, it’s definitely one to add to the list if you’re looking to exchange dollars for a flash of flesh when in town. Eye Candy is the funnest strip club Brisbane has to offer.

Player’s Brisbane makes the claim for itself as Brisbane’s longest established Gentleman’s Club, which, given the sheer quantity of them, is no small feat. Located on the corner of Edward and Mary St, Players is close to the CBD and Eagle St Pier Restaurants, if you’re looking for some classy dining option for you and the crew before a few cheeky lapdances.  Player’s is one of those classic Brisbane strip clubs.