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Pablo Escobear, the Bear that Ate 30kg of Cocaine is Finally Getting its Own Movie

About time, right? The 175 black bear that became a Georgia icon after consuming a duffel bag full of cocaine is getting a biopic directed by Elizabeth Banks. Variety is reporting that Cocaine Bear is the uninspired title of the new film set to detail the extraordinary life and death of the most fascinating celebrity to come out of Georgia since Burt Reynolds. But who was Cocaine Bear and how did this all happen?

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It all started back in 1985, when Georgia investigators stumbled across the body of a black bear. Found next to 40 empty packets and a duffel bag that had once been filled with more than 70 pounds of cocaine before being hurled from a drug smuggler’s plane, the overdose was obvious. By all reports, the cocaine, worth around USD$15 million originally belonged to Andrew Thornton, drug smuggler and son of wealthy Kentucky horse breeders.

Thornton, a former lawyer and narcotics police officer, had been on a cocaine-smuggling run from Colombia,  dropping packages off in northern Georgia. Further examinations by the Georgia Bureau of Investigations determined that Thornton fell to his death after jumping from the plane and failing to open his parachute. According to The Knoxville News Sentinel, when his body was found in a neighbourhood driveway, he was wearing night-vision goggles, a bulletproof vest and Gucci loafers. He was also in possession of $4,500 in cash on him, two guns, several knives and a key to the now-unoccupied plane, which had crashed hours away in the mountains of North Carolina.

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Authorities retraced the plane’s flightpath and discovered nine duffel bags full of cocaine, however, a tenth duffel bag was also found south of the state line between Tennessee and Georgia in the Chattahoochee National Forest. But as amazing as that story is, we haven’t even touched on the bear.

Now affectionately know as Pable Escobear, the animal has become an unlikely tourist attraction at the ‘Kentucky For Kentucky’ mercantile store in Lexington, Kentucky. “Its stomach was literally packed to the brim with cocaine. There isn’t a mammal on the planet that could survive that,” the medical examiner who performed the bear’s necropsy told the company’s founders via The Independent. “Cerebral hemorrhaging, respiratory failure, hyperthermia, renal failure, heart failure, stroke. You name it, that bear had it.”

From being taxidermied and displayed at the Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area, to being owned by country music star Waylon Jennings, Cocaine Bear’s story is long and often hard to believe, but apparently we’ll be seeing it in full in the coming years. The film is said to be based on a script written by Jimmy Warden and is being produced by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, who directed The Lego Movie.

Suffice to say, we’re excited for this one.

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