11 Best Strip Clubs in Brisbane

Canberra may have politics, Melbourne may have coffee and Sydney may have a harbour full of sharks, but, for some unbeknownst reason, the best strip clubs are in Brisbane.

That’s right, sunny Brisbane may not have the cultural spoils of, say, a tub of Yoplait, but what it lacks in pretentious venues that make their guests sit on milk crates, it makes up for in smut.

And loads of it.

Whether you need a killer venue for an upcoming buck’s, need to blow off some of that end-of-financial-year steam with the lads from the mid-level brokerage firm, or just need to see a bit of good old fashioned tit, here’s our comprehensive guide to the best strip clubs in Brisbane.

Honey Bs strip club

1. Honey B’s

Touted as “Brisbane’s sweetest strip club”, and just around the corner from Suncorp Stadium, Honey’s B’s is the place to B if you’re after some adult entertainment after the game. With cold beer and hot women, it’s a pretty neat venue for some R-rated fun and great service with a smile, making it one of the best strip clubs Brisbane has to offer.

Address: 2 Caxton St, Brisbane City, QLD 4000
Phone: +61 7 3367 2199
Hours: Mon-Sun 7pm-5am

Honey B’s

Love and rockets

2. Love & Rockets

With two locations, one in Fortitude Valley and the other in Petrie Terrace, Love & Rockets is a Brissie institution that never ceases to deliver the goods when the lads need a night out filled with revelry and raunch. Open ’til late, and with plenty of private rooms, Love & Rockets is a fun time no matter what the occasion, and is easily one of Brisbane’s best strip clubs.

Locations:
Valley Club – 693 Ann Street, Fortitude Valley, QLD 4006
Petrie Terrace Club – 130 Petrie Terrace, Brisbane QLD 4000
Phone: +61 7 3367 2199
Hours: Mon-Sun 7pm-5am

Love & Rockets

OMFG

3. OMFG Adult Lounge

With a name like OMFG Adult Lounge, you know you’re guaranteed some cheeky fun. With lap dances starting at just $10 for one minute (that’s right, you can get full nudity for a clean Pavarotti), “More Grey Goose & Johnny Walker than you can count” (according to their website), and a huge selection of girls on offer, OMFG is a must-visit if you’re after Brisbane’s best strip clubs.

Address: 367 Brunswick St, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane, QLD 4006
Phone: 0413 366 716
Hours: Tue-Wed & Sun 7pm-3am, Thu 7pm-4am, Fri-Sat 7pm-5am

OMFG

Club Minx

4. Minx Gentlemen’s Club

Located on sunny Elizabeth St, Minx is like any other strip club you’ll see in Brisbane, but with the excellent addition of a glass spa bath. For the right price, three of Minx’s lovely staff will climb into said spa bath and splash around in a most salacious manner for your amusement. What a concept.

Address: 153 Elizabeth Street, Brisbane, QLD 4000
Phone: (07) 300 300 55
Hours: Mon-Sun 7pm-5am

Minx

Showgirls

5. Showgirls

Open from 7 am to 5 pm every single day, Showgirls is a short stroll from most of Brisbane’s best hotels, has a pretty cool “lazy-Susan” style stage, and sells itself as: “The aortic valve of the Brisbane CBD; are you ready for us to get your blood pumping?”

We hope they paid that copywriter in lapdances.

Dodgy anatomically-spurious metaphors aside, Showgirls is always a fun time, and easily one of Brisbane’s best strip clubs.

Address: Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, Qld 4001
Phone: 0417611116
Hours: Mon-Sun 7pm-5am

Showgirls

Candy Club

6. The Candy Club

Where can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two? Why, The Candy Club Can. Located across four-floors of varying striptease action in Fortitude Valley, The Candy Club is the perfect destination if you’re looking for a fun night with access to VIP booths, private rooms and plenty of areas to explore, making it one of the best strip clubs to visit on your next trip to Brisbane.

Address: 198 Wickham Street, Fortitude Valley, 4006
Phone: +61 413 366 716
Hours: Tue-Thu 7pm-3am, Fri-Sat 7pm-5am

The Candy Club

Vixen

7. Vixen Gentleman’s Bar & Lounge

A list of the best strip clubs in Brisbane would not be complete without somewhere called: “Vixen”. As the host venue for the “Miss Slip and Slide” pageant–a highlight in the Brisbane events diary for the denizens’ most discerning cognoscenti–, Vixen is a veritable Mecca of TTA, with smiles and glamour abounds from the moment one sets foot inside.

Address: Level 1, 78 Queen Street, Brisbane 4000
Phone: 07 3012 9911
Hours: Sun-Wed 6:30pm-4am, Thu-Sat 4pm-5am

Vixen

Strip clubs Brisbane

8. The Cabaret Nightclub

With over 100 girls on offer at any given time, The Cabaret Nightclub is one of Brisbane’s larger strippos, and boasts three bars, three floors of fun, and plenty of private rooms. Their website also boasts a: “Tantalizing main stage on the lower level … where you will find our world famous $5 lap dances.”

Beers, boobs and bargains; what more could you want?

Address: 217 Brunswick Street, Fortitude Valley 4006
Phone: (07) 3852 2023, 0406 798 934
Hours: Sun-Tue 7:30pm-3am, Wed-Thu 7:30pm-4am, Fri-Sat 7:30pm-5am

Cabaret Nightclub

Strip clubs Brisbane

9. Confidential Club

Ever sat in a vinyl wingback stage-side, looking up at the obligatory pole taking pride-of-place centre stage, taken a long, refreshing sip of your $12 Corona whilst looking up at the pair of bolt-ons currently jiggling before your eyes and thought: “I feel like eating a surf ‘n turf. Right now.” Well, look no further, bucko, Confidential Club has everything a good gentleman’s club should have, with the inclusion of a restaurant. You can even have a topless waitress dine with you, if you so desire.

Add to that the regular poker games and you’ve got yourself one of the best strip clubs in Brisbane.

Address: 445 Upper Edward St, Spring Hill, QLD 4000
Phone: +61 450 411 048
Hours: Tue 12am-1am & 12pm-1am, Wed 12pm-1am, Thu 12pm-3am, Fri 12pm-12am, Sat 6pm-3am

Confidential Club

Strip clubs Brisbane

10. Eye Candy Adult Bar

Eye Candy Adult Bar’s website advertises “Hot bikini babes galore” and the “Best buck’s night in Brisbane”, and frankly, we can’t see why it wouldn’t be a good time. Open from 7 pm to 5 am six days a week, and located in central Brisvegas, it’s definitely one to add to the list if you’re looking to exchange dollars for a flash of flesh when in town. Eye Candy is the funnest strip club Brisbane has to offer.

Address: 249 Brunswick St, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane, QLD 4006
Phone: 0413 366 716
Hours: Tue-Sun 7pm-5am

Eye Candy Adult Bar

Strip clubs Brisbane

11. Player’s Brisbane

Player’s Brisbane makes the claim for itself as Brisbane’s longest established Gentleman’s Club, which, given the sheer quantity of them, is no small feat. Located on the corner of Edward and Mary St, Players is close to the CBD and Eagle St Pier Restaurants, if you’re looking for some classy dining option for you and the crew before a few cheeky lapdances.  Player’s is one of those classic Brisbane strip clubs.

Address: 180 Mary St, Brisbane City QLD 4000
Phone: (07) 3221 8501
Hours: Mon-Thu & Sat 7pm-5am, Fri 6:30pm-5am

Players Brisbane