With two locations, Kittens Caulfield and Kittens South Melbourne, Kittens is one of the most well-known names in Victoria for a good time. Kittens’ girls have been jiggling their jugs at patrons for over 15 years, and given their widespread and trusted reputation in adult entertainment, amongst rowdy buck’s revellers and corporate clients alike, is a sure bet for your next visit to a Melbourne strip club. They also have a bikini carwash in Bentleigh East, a yacht cruise and a party bus, so your options for a good time are many and varied.

One of the “classier” nudity-based businesses in Melbourne, Spearmint Rhino is a global brand with clubs in the UK, USA, and Australia. It is known for its bottle service, stellar drinks selection, beautiful girls and a distinct lack of riff-raff. A strip club Melbourne should feel blessed to have. The Melbourne location is the only one in Australia. The clientele of this establishment can be assured of a truly unforgettable night. A dress code applies, so it’s a good idea to make sure you’re looking fresh before stepping into this Melbourne strip club, and FYI: Spearmint Rhino Melbourne is not the cheapest strip club in town. However, it is a genuine contender for the best strip in Melbourne. So come prepared to part with your dollars (after all, it’s a special occasion, right?)

The kind of place that describes itself as a “Table Top Dancing Venue”, Dreams is the Melbourne strip club for the discerning bloke, who likes a coldie or two while having a classy perv. Open Tuesday to Saturday, Dreams Gentlemen’s Club advertises “Super Sexy Fridays”, which we can only assume is both sexy and held on Fridays. Dreams Melbourne also offers corporate, gold and platinum levels of membership for hardcore fans and regular attendees.

The host of the Showgirl World Championships, The Men’s Gallery is one of Melbourne’s most beloved establishments amongst denizens of Victorian strip clubs. Their dancers are known names in the industry – many of them award winners – and they also regularly host touring performers, making The Men’s Gallery a well-known destination for buck’s parties, corporate groups and random nights out. They also offer a fun range of function packages, including poker nights with topless waitresses. The best strippers in Melbourne are here.

Similar to Sydney’s Twin Peeks, Maxine’s offers a more holistic buck’s night experience, starting out properly with a two-course meal, and washing it down with a serving of unadulterated nudity. Maxine’s is a little more fun than your average seedy strippos, and as such, gets a place on this list of the best strip clubs in Melbourne.

Spanning three levels, and boasting five separate bars, Centrefold Lounge is arguably Australia’s Mecca of smut. With hundreds of girls on display each week, there’s something for everybody at all times, and the interior design is classier than your average Kings Cross example. This Melbourne strip club also offers membership and function packages, Centrefold Lounge is not just one of the best strip clubs in Melbourne, but in Australia and, perhaps, beyond.

Located in sunny Dandenong (just outside of Melbourne), Sin City is one of Victoria’s favourite playgrounds. Featuring an array of stunning dancers and an excellent selection of booze behind the bar the vibe is fun, classic, and grungy. This is the best option is you’re looking for a smack of teenage nostalgia with your watered-down shots and lascivious lapdance.

We all know that strip clubs aren’t just a straight man’s game, nor, in many cases, are they a man’s game at all. Prahan’s Magic Men Melbourne caters to a slightly different audience. Offering the best male strippers Melbourne has to offer, this showstopping performance is a mix of beauty and brawn. If you’re in the mood for a bit of entertainment, Magic Men is the largest male revue in the country by size, followers, and social, so you can be sure the lads know what they’re doing.