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110 Funny Drunk Alter Ego Names and Phrases

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By Mark Jessen - Entertainment

Published: 6 July 2023, Last Updated: 8 Aug 2023

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Whether you love a tipple on the reg or seldom touch the naughty water, the different ways of saying drunk names are hilarious no matter how many drinks you’ve consumed. And while some are regional, and some certainly make more sense than others, they’re all a great time, and there’s never a bad excuse for learning a new word, even if it isn’t because you read Shakespeare’s sonnets.

We’ve trawled through the murkiest depths of the internet, spent many nights in bars and, when we thought we’d exhausted all avenues of research, asked around the office, to bring you the most extensive list of the different drunk alter ego names and other funny words for being drunk. Let’s get it started – here is our list of 110 Funny Drunk Names and Phrases.

1. 2D2F
2. Annihilated
3. Anybody’s
4. Battered
5. Beery
6. Befuddled
7. Belligerent
8. Bibulous
9. Blackout Drunk
10. Blind Drunk
11. Blitzed
12. Blotto
13. Bombed
14. Boozed Up
15. Boozy
16. Buzzed
17. Canned
18. Captain Courageous
19. Cockeyed
20. Crocked
21. Cross-Eyed
22. Crunk
23. Cunted
24. Drunk As A Lord
25. Drunk As A Skunk
26. Drunken
27. Faded
28. Feeling No Pain
29. Flushed
30. Flying
31. Fuckeyed
32. Gassed
33. Given To Drink
34. Goneski
35. Gonski 2.0
36. Hammered
37. Hasselhoffed
38. Having A Jag On
39. In One’s Cups
40. Inebriated
41. Intoxicated
42. Jaggered
43. Leathered
44. Legless
45. Liquored
46. Lit
47. Lit Up
48. Loaded
49. Looped
50. Loose
51. Maggot
52. Maudlin Beery
53. Mel Gibsoned
54. Mellow
55. Mortal
56. Muddled
57. Munted
58. Out Cold
59. Out Of It
60. Overcome
61. Pickled
62. Pissed
63. Plastered
64. Plonked
65. Plowed
66. Poached
67. Poleaxed
68. Polluted
69. Ratshit
70. Rebecca Blackout
71. Ridrinkulous
72. Rugby League Drunk
73. Sauced
74. Schnockered
75. Seeing Double
76. Señor Ridiculoso
77. Sewed Up
78. Shitfaced
79. Slizzard
80. Sloppy
81. Sloshed
82. Smashed
83. Sottish
84. Soused
85. Sozzled
86. Speaking Russian Drunk
87. Squiffy
88. Staggersaurus
89. Steaming
90. Stewed
91. Stonked
92. Tanked
93. Three Sheets To The Wind
94. Tight
95. Tipsy
96. Totally Denised
97. Trolleyed
98. Turned Up
99. Turnt
100. Under The Influence
101. Under The Table
102. Wankered
103. Wasted
104. White Girl Wasted
105. Wired
106. Wobbly
107. Woke Up With A New Tattoo
108. Zazzle-Zazzle Zoozahed
109. Faced (short for s— faced).
110. Half In The Bag

Think we missed one (or more)? Let us know!

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