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Naughty list

17 Best Sexual Gifts for the Naughty List

The bad news is that you and your loved ones were too naughty to make Santa’s list this year. The good news is that Santa isn’t real so Merry Freaking Christmas! Being far less judgmental, we’ve put together a Gift Guide for all the taboo-breakers and pleasure-seekers out there, who know that there’s nothing wrong with a little sexual exploration. After all, with an open mind and body come potential improvements to physical health, mental well-being, and intimacy between partners. Oh, and did we mention the unforgettable orgasms? You should be properly titillated right now so let’s get straight to the gifts!

Tenuto Mini | Image: MysteryVibe
Tenuto Mini | Image: MysteryVibe

Tenuto Mini

Mind. Blowing. Sex. Every. Time. It isn’t like that Sex Panther cologne that “60% of the time, it works every time.” This compact and flexible wearable vibrator increases blood flow, helping you maintain your erection, and keeping you rock-hard for longer to stimulate you and your partner to “earth-shattering orgasms”. Plus, its flexible design means a comfortable fit regardless of how well-endowed you are.

MysteryVibe Play Cards | Image: MysteryVibe
MysteryVibe Play Cards | Image: MysteryVibe

MysteryVibe Play Cards

Don’t skip over the MysteryVibe Play Cards thinking they’re just another variation of sex dice. With these playing cards and all your MysteryVibe Vibrators, you can learn intimate positions and stimulating techniques that will take you on a journey to becoming a play expert. Discover naughty tips and sensual tricks and spice up the bedroom with 69 (nice) unique play positions with equally playful names, like the Cunnilingus Connoisseur, the Giddy-Up Buzzin’ Stud, and Hit The H-Spot (wherever that is). – AUD$27

Honey birdette game on dice
Honey Birdette Game on Dice | Image: Honey Birdette

Honey Birdette Game on Dice

We’re titillated by the very thought of this sleek dice game from luxury lingerie brand Honey Birdette. One die is for body parts (e.g., lips), another is for actions (e.g., kiss). Get rolling and then get rolling, if you catch our drift.

Product image of Womanizer Duo vibrator with plain white background
Womanizer Duo | Image: Womanizer

Womanizer Duo

This wildly effective vibrator packs thrilling functionality into a stylish and ergonomic framework. It uses pleasure air technology to deliver contact-free clitoral stimulation while an internal stimulator goes straight to the G-spot. Double the pleasure and double the fun, as the saying goes. Get one for the special lady in your life and give her the gift of unforgettable orgasms.

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Arcwave Ion | Image: Arcwave

Arcwave Ion

Sex toy brand Arcwave introduces the world’s first pleasure air stroker for men, better known as Ion. Slip inside to experience the unique sensation of pulsating airwaves as they stimulate the frenulum and its Pacinian pleasure receptors, leading you to climax as you’ve never climaxed before. You’re welcome!

Product image of Lovehoney x ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator with plain white background
Lovehoney x ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator | Image: Lovehoney

Lovehoney x ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator

A collaboration between two masters of sexual wellness, the Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator employs pleasure air technology and six different intensity levels to deliver absolute results (and by that, we mean mindblowing orgasms). Two-button operation and a removable head of soft silicone keep things gloriously simple because why overcomplicate satisfaction if you don’t have to?

Iphone mock-ups showing Dipsea app on screen
Dipsea Subscription | Image: Dipsea

Dipsea Subscription

Do you know someone who gets turned on or maybe even enlightened by sexy stories? If so, then a Dipsea subscription is right up their alley. Brought to life by a team of dedicated experts and creatives, the app-based platform offers sex-themed audio stories and other forms of sexual wellness for one’s aural pleasure. That’s “aural” as in “related to hearing” so don’t get the wrong idea!

Lelo lily 3 silent mini vibrator
LELO LILY 3 Silent Mini Vibrator | Image : LELO

LELO LILY 3 Silent Mini Vibrator

No one does naughty like sexual wellness company LELO, absolute masters of modern pleasure. In celebration of their 20th anniversary, the brand has reintroduced (and reinvented) an original classic. It goes by the name of LILY 3 and takes the form of a sleek and silent mini vibrator, which is dressed to impress and always ready for action. An ideal starter toy to bring into the bedroom, it’s also the 12 Best Sexual Gifts for the Naughty List.

Don’t be fooled by LILY 3’s compact design as this iconic sex toy delivers serious power and performance. USB-rechargeable and fully waterproof (to the IPX7 standard), it offers 10 unique pleasure settings and 8 different vibration. The Versatile Vibrator as Unique as You. Take advantage of its discreet size and enjoy unlimited climaxes anytime and anyplace, including the bath or shower. Here’s to a gift that truly keeps on giving. – AU$109

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LELO FS V2 Male Pleasure Console | Image: LELO
LELO FS V2 Male Pleasure Console | Image: LELO

LELO FS V2 Male Pleasure Console

Get ready for deep, penetrating vibrations to cover your entire erogenous area, no matter your size, shape, or familiarity with male pleasure toys. Then, sit back and enjoy the ride. F1S V2 combines the original LELO technology with cutting-edge design to let you personalise the pleasure experiences ensuring your reach that perfect climax every time.

We-Vibe Sync 2 | Image: Lovehoney
We-Vibe Sync 2 | Image: Lovehoney

We-Vibe Sync 2

A remote control vibrator. By yourself, it’s an easy way to stay in control of your pleasure session. In the hands of a lover, all bets are off with the We-Vibe Sync 2 Remote Control and App Rechargeable Couple’s Vibrator. Enjoy dual stimulation and app-controlled features “for hands-free thrills during sex,” thanks to a ribbed internal arm that targets the G-spot with textured bliss. With three speeds and seven vibration patterns, you can dial in the ideal settings amongst the smorgasbord of pleasure-inducing combinations. It’s hands-free, jaw-dropping simultaneous pleasure for everyone.

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Lovehoney Thrust Pro Ella Pocket Pussy | Image: Lovehoney
Lovehoney Thrust Pro Ella Pocket Pussy | Image: Lovehoney

Lovehoney Thrust Pro Ella Pocket Pussy

The literal name choice aside, the THRUST Pro Mini Ella Realistic Pocket Pussy is an affordable entry point into the world of male pleasure toys. Super-tight and as realistic as the smooth and supple TPE material can be, enjoy Ella’s thrilling textures as she embraces your entire length within her womanhood as you thrust your ticket between her welcoming lips on your one-way trip to orgasm town.

Honey Birdette Mile High Kit | Image: Honey Birdette
Honey Birdette Mile High Kit | Image: Honey Birdette

Honey Birdette Mile High Kit

Good afternoon; this is your captain speaking. We’re demanding you strap yourself in and prepare for the Mile High Kit because it’s time to get an experimental 25,000 feet in the air. Inside Honey Birdette’s black box of goodies are two toys, two gels, and some seriously sexy position cards that will have you soaring in no time. Are you and your co-pilot ready for takeoff? Because there could be turbulence if you catch the drift.

Promescent Delay Spray | Image: Promescent
Promescent Delay Spray | Image: Promescent

Promescent Delay Spray

Promescent Delay Spray relaxes the nerve cells that trigger orgasms, giving you more control over your manhood and the night ahead. On top of being long-lasting and easy to use – “a couple of sprays with Promescent before they go out, and guaranteed A-game all night long” – the Delay Spray claims to increase partner orgasms by 50%. Making it another two-for-one special on our Valentine’s Day Naughty List.

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Frenchie The Petit Eiffel | Image: Frenchie
Frenchie The Petit Eiffel | Image: Frenchie

Frenchie The Petit Eiffel

Oh lala, there’s nothing sexier than a little tower action and France is home to a big one. For Valentine’s Day 2023, sexual wellness brand Frenchie has introduced The Petit Eiffel, a Parisian-inspired toy that will get your baguettes hard and your Moulins suitably Rouged.

The Petit Eiffel is a small but powerful mini vibrator made from super soft medical-grade silicone that features a whopping seven speeds. There is also a pinpoint flutter tip, which the brand says is perfect for targeted clitoral stimulation. It joins Frenchie’s original and bestselling The Double Entendre (internal and external vibrator) and recently launched Le Coq (trio of cock rings) in the brand’s pleasure product offering. C’est la vie!

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9 lelo personal LELO Personal Moisturizer | Image: LELO
LELO Personal Moisturizer | Image: LELO

LELO Personal Moisturiser

Move over lube. Use this dual-purpose moisturiser with your pleasure items, your significant other, or for healthier, better-looking skin. Its body-safe ingredients (free of parabens and glycerine) are ideal for sensitive skin, and the water-based formula means it’s non-greasy and less likely to stain the bed. Plus, it’s condom-safe. What’s not to love about the Personal Moisturiser from LELO?

Jimmyjane velvet spice natural massage oil candle
JimmyJane Velvet Spice Natural Massage Oil Candle | Image: Wild Secrets

JimmyJane Velvet Spice Natural Massage Oil Candle

Are you in the mood for desire, relaxation, serenity and everything else that comes along with an evening of passion? Ease into your fantasies with a sensual massage candle from JimmyJane. Formulated with clove, nutmeg, amber, and vitamin-rich oils, the combination of aromas will awaken the senses, while the specially crafted, body-safe blend of high-quality ingredients hydrates and refreshes skin.

Edible Candy G-String | Image: Sexyland
Edible Candy G-String | Image: Sexyland

Edible Candy G-String

Is it really Valentine’s Day without an edible g-string made out of candy? Beyond the delicious bites of confectionary that await you when you go down to pleasure town, she’ll be left with just her birthday suit once you’re done eating. That is if you truly plan to stop once the candy is gone. – AUD$19.95

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Arcwave pow textured stroker
Arcwave Pow Textured Stroker | Image: Arcwave

Arcwave Pow Textured Stroker

Made from hypoallergenic silicone, this textured stroker from Arcwave promises skin-tingling and natural stimulation. It features a built-in pressure release valve so you can control the suction and intensity to match your needs. For the most optimal, pleasurable results, use it with a decent amount of water-based lubricant.

Durex Strawberry Lube | Image: Chemist Warehouse
Durex Strawberry Lube | Image: Chemist Warehouse

Durex Strawberry Lube

This fruity-flavoured lubricant is perfect for those summer sensations. Sugar-free and warm to the touch, enjoy a refreshing feeling to stimulate your bedroom sessions. What’s more, it promises to ease vaginal dryness and discomfort.

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Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator | Image: Lovehoney
Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator | Image: Lovehoney

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-spot bunny vibrator mingles silky smooth silicone with 36 different vibration mode combinations that deliver “tailor-made orgasms”. The Greedy Girl rabbit vibe is powered by two motors for stimulating vibrations along the shaft and a clitoral stimulator with long, thick, flexible ears that always hit the spot.

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LBDO Essensual Vibe | Image: Adore Beauty
LBDO Essensual Vibe | Image: Adore Beauty

LBDO Essensual Vibe

The LBDO Essensual Vibe is an Australian-made vibrator made for everyone. Created to fit various body types and crafted with soft-touch, medical-grade silicone that will caress you towards pleasure like never before, it’s a versatile vibrator suitable for all levels of play, from beginners to sexual pioneers. Used alone or with a partner, enjoy focused or broad stimulation using six vibration settings: low, medium, high, pulse, wave, and tease. Seek pleasure using the LBDO Essensual Viba on all your erogenous zones, and maybe chuck on one of their guided self-pleasure audios to get more in touch with yourself and your partner.

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Indulge g spot and clitoral suction stimulator
Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator | Image: Lovehoney

Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Two is always better than one. That could not be more true when it comes to the Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator. Powered by Pleasure Air Technology, this double trouble toy stimulates your G-Spot and clitoris simultaneously.


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Jacob Osborn

Jacob Osborn is an accomplished author and journalist with over 10 years of experience in the media industry. He holds a Bachelor's degree in English and Communication Arts from the University of Wisconsin--Madison and co-authored a Young Adult novel through Simon & Schuster. Now based in Portland, Oregon, Jacob specialises in entertainment, technology and alcohol reporting. You might find him crate-digging at the nearest record store or sampling whisky at the nearest bar. He daydreams of travelling around the world, but for now, the world will have to come to him by way of lifestyle products, gear, gadgetry, and entertainment. Let's call it a happy compromise while he saves up for the next big trip.