If you and your loved ones were too naughty to make Santa’s list this year, don’t be deterred. The festive season has a little something for you, as well. We’ve put together a Gift Guide for all the taboo-breakers and pleasure-seekers out there, who know that there’s nothing wrong with a little sexual exploration. After all, with an open mind and body come potential improvements to physical health, mental well-being, and intimacy between partners.
Table of contents
- Best Sexy Gifts at a Glance
- We-Vibe Advent Calendar
- Tenuto Mini
- MysteryVibe Play Cards
- Honey Birdette Game on Dice
- Womanizer Duo
- Arcwave Ion
- Lovehoney x ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator
- Dipsea Subscription
- LELO LILY 3 Silent Mini Vibrator
- LELO FS V2 Male Pleasure Console
- We-Vibe Sync 2
- Honey Birdette Mile High Kit
- Promescent Delay Spray
- Frenchie The Petit Eiffel
- LELO Personal Moisturiser
- Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
- LBDO Essensual Vibe
- Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator
- Why You Should Trust Our List
- Things to Consider for Sexy Gifts
- Alternatives to Sexy Gifts
Best Sexy Gifts at a Glance
- Best for her: Tenuto Mini
- Best for him: Arcwave Ion
- Best for couples: We-Vibe Advent Calendar
We-Vibe Advent Calendar
Santa wants to know if you’ve been naughty or nice, but what business is it of his? Leave the storytelling for children and fulfil your every desire instead, with a little help from We-Vibe. The brand’s annual Advent Calendar puts their greatest hits in one place, concealing 24 sex toys and accessories behind sleek panels. This is the kind of Christmas countdown we can get behind and if Santa doesn’t like it, he can go climb down someone else’s chimney!
Whether playing solo or with a partner, We-Vibe’s Advent Calendar unleashes new modes of sensual delight and personal discovery. We won’t spoil things too much but you can expect popular sex toys like the Womanizer Liberty 2 and the We-Vibe Sync Lite, along with scented massage oil, kinky accessories, and so much more. You also save a bundle in the process as these products cost significantly more when tallied up on their own. Boundless pleasure awaits and you should heed the call because this gift keeps on giving long after the holiday season is over. Save 10% with our exclusive code MANOFMANY10, Is it getting hot in here?
Tenuto Mini
Price: USD$437
Mind. Blowing. Sex. Every. Time. It isn’t like that Sex Panther cologne that “60 per cent of the time, it works every time”. This compact and flexible wearable vibrator increases blood flow, helping you maintain your erection, and keeping you rock-hard for longer to stimulate you and your partner to “earth-shattering orgasms”. Plus, its flexible design means a comfortable fit regardless of how well-endowed you are.
MysteryVibe Play Cards
Price: USD$50
Don’t skip over the MysteryVibe Play Cards thinking they’re just another variation of sex dice. With these playing cards and all your MysteryVibe Vibrators, you can learn intimate positions and stimulating techniques that will take you on a journey to becoming a play expert. Discover naughty tips and sensual tricks and spice up the bedroom with 69 (nice) unique play positions with equally playful names, like the Cunnilingus Connoisseur, the Giddy-Up Buzzin’ Stud, and Hit The H-Spot (wherever that is). – AUD$27
Honey Birdette Game on Dice
Price: AUD$30
We’re titillated by the very thought of this sleek dice game from luxury lingerie brand Honey Birdette. One die is for body parts (e.g., lips), another is for actions (e.g., kiss). Get rolling and then get rolling, if you catch our drift.
Womanizer Duo
Price: AUD$269.95
This wildly effective vibrator packs thrilling functionality into a stylish and ergonomic framework. It uses pleasure air technology to deliver contact-free clitoral stimulation while an internal stimulator goes straight to the G-spot. Double the pleasure and double the fun, as the saying goes. Get one for the special lady in your life and give her the gift of unforgettable orgasms.
Arcwave Ion
Price: AUD$299.95
Sex toy brand Arcwave introduces the world’s first pleasure air stroker for men, better known as Ion. Slip inside to experience the unique sensation of pulsating airwaves as they stimulate the frenulum and its Pacinian pleasure receptors, leading you to climax as you’ve never climaxed before. You’re welcome!
Lovehoney x ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator
Price: AUD$49.95
A collaboration between two masters of sexual wellness, the Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator employs pleasure air technology and six different intensity levels to deliver absolute results (and by that, we mean mindblowing orgasms). Two-button operation and a removable head of soft silicone keep things gloriously simple because why overcomplicate satisfaction if you don’t have to?
Dipsea Subscription
Price: USD$69.99/year
Do you know someone who gets turned on or maybe even enlightened by sexy stories? If so, then a Dipsea subscription is right up their alley. Brought to life by a team of dedicated experts and creatives, the app-based platform offers sex-themed audio stories and other forms of sexual wellness for one’s aural pleasure. That’s “aural” as in “related to hearing” so don’t get the wrong idea!
LELO LILY 3 Silent Mini Vibrator
Price: AUD$109
No one does naughty like sexual wellness company LELO, absolute masters of modern pleasure. In celebration of their 20th anniversary, the brand has reintroduced (and reinvented) an original classic. It goes by the name of LILY 3 and takes the form of a sleek and silent mini vibrator, which is dressed to impress and always ready for action. An ideal starter toy to bring into the bedroom.
Don’t be fooled by LILY 3’s compact design as this iconic sex toy delivers serious power and performance. USB-rechargeable and fully waterproof (to the IPX7 standard), it offers 10 unique pleasure settings and 8 different vibration. The Versatile Vibrator as Unique as You. Take advantage of its discreet size and enjoy unlimited climaxes anytime and anyplace, including the bath or shower. Here’s to a gift that truly keeps on giving.
LELO FS V2 Male Pleasure Console
Price: AUD$289
Get ready for deep, penetrating vibrations to cover your entire erogenous area, no matter your size, shape, or familiarity with male pleasure toys. Then, sit back and enjoy the ride. F1S V2 combines the original LELO technology with cutting-edge design to let you personalise the pleasure experiences ensuring your reach that perfect climax every time.
We-Vibe Sync 2
Price: AUD$239
A remote control vibrator. By yourself, it’s an easy way to stay in control of your pleasure session. In the hands of a lover, all bets are off with the We-Vibe Sync 2 Remote Control and App Rechargeable Couple’s Vibrator. Enjoy dual stimulation and app-controlled features “for hands-free thrills during sex,” thanks to a ribbed internal arm that targets the G-spot with textured bliss. With three speeds and seven vibration patterns, you can dial in the ideal settings amongst the smorgasbord of pleasure-inducing combinations. It’s hands-free, jaw-dropping simultaneous pleasure for everyone.
Honey Birdette Mile High Kit
Price: AUD$50
Good afternoon; this is your captain speaking. We’re demanding you strap yourself in and prepare for the Mile High Kit because it’s time to get an experimental 25,000 feet in the air. Inside Honey Birdette’s black box of goodies are two toys, two gels, and some seriously sexy position cards that will have you soaring in no time. Are you and your co-pilot ready for takeoff? Because there could be turbulence if you catch the drift.
Promescent Delay Spray
Price: From USD$22.95
Promescent Delay Spray relaxes the nerve cells that trigger orgasms, giving you more control over your manhood and the night ahead. On top of being long-lasting and easy to use – “a couple of sprays with Promescent before they go out, and guaranteed A-game all night long” – the Delay Spray claims to increase partner orgasms by 50%. Making it another two-for-one special on our Valentine’s Day Naughty List.
Frenchie The Petit Eiffel
Price: AUD$85
Oh lala, there’s nothing sexier than a little tower action and France is home to a big one. For Valentine’s Day 2023, sexual wellness brand Frenchie has introduced The Petit Eiffel, a Parisian-inspired toy that will get your baguettes hard and your Moulins suitably Rouged.
The Petit Eiffel is a small but powerful mini vibrator made from super soft medical-grade silicone that features a whopping seven speeds. There is also a pinpoint flutter tip, which the brand says is perfect for targeted clitoral stimulation. It joins Frenchie’s original and bestselling The Double Entendre (internal and external vibrator) and recently launched Le Coq (trio of cock rings) in the brand’s pleasure product offering. C’est la vie!
LELO Personal Moisturiser
Price: AUD$39
Move over lube. Use this dual-purpose moisturiser with your pleasure items, your significant other, or for healthier, better-looking skin. Its body-safe ingredients (free of parabens and glycerine) are ideal for sensitive skin, and the water-based formula means it’s non-greasy and less likely to stain the bed. Plus, it’s condom-safe. What’s not to love about the Personal Moisturiser from LELO?
Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
Price: AUD$109/95
The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-spot bunny vibrator mingles silky smooth silicone with 36 different vibration mode combinations that deliver “tailor-made orgasms”. The Greedy Girl rabbit vibe is powered by two motors for stimulating vibrations along the shaft and a clitoral stimulator with long, thick, flexible ears that always hit the spot.
LBDO Essensual Vibe
Price: USD$149.95
The LBDO Essensual Vibe is an Australian-made vibrator made for everyone. Created to fit various body types and crafted with soft-touch, medical-grade silicone that will caress you towards pleasure like never before, it’s a versatile vibrator suitable for all levels of play, from beginners to sexual pioneers. Used alone or with a partner, enjoy focused or broad stimulation using six vibration settings: low, medium, high, pulse, wave, and tease. Seek pleasure using the LBDO Essensual Viba on all your erogenous zones, and maybe chuck on one of their guided self-pleasure audios to get more in touch with yourself and your partner.
Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator
Price: AUD$64.95
Two is always better than one. That could not be more true when it comes to the Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator. Powered by Pleasure Air Technology, this double trouble toy stimulates your G-Spot and clitoris simultaneously.
Why You Should Trust Our List
We have more than 10 years of experience in the lifestyle media space and claim the title of Australia’s largest and most-awarded men’s lifestyle website. Man of Many’s editors are sticklers for research and certainly know a thing or two about sexual health and wellness. This list of gift ideas was curated through the personal experience of experts, alongside extensive and online research from camping stores and retailers. The Man of Many staff checked each product on this list before publication for the official tick of approval.
Things to Consider for Sexy Gifts
When it comes to sexy gift ideas, simply wrapping a bow on a new vibrator isn’t quite enough (often that’s compeltely the wrong idea). In fact, if you want to get the special occasion right, there are a few things you need to consider:
- Context: No one wants an unsolicited sexy gift, so before you pull the trigger on a gift for your new coworker or neightbour, consider the implications. Always be respectful, prioritise boundaries and make sure you have an open and honest discussion with your intended giftee. It seems obvious to say, but only give a sexy gift to your marital or long-term term.
- Price: Perhaps the most obvious consideration, the price will inevitably play a factor in your purchasing decision. While you may want to splash out for a significant birthday or gifting event, more often than not, you’ll be aiming around the $50-$100 mark for most gifts. When it comes to sexy gifts, products are surprisingly expensive.
Alternatives to Sexy Gifts
If you are looking for something a little more specific, we’ve got you covered. Outside of just sexy gift ideas, we’ve collated our favourite releases across several different categories. So, no matter what that special someone in your life is keen on, you’ll find it here.
