The bad news is that you and your loved ones were too naughty to make Santa’s list this year. The good news is that Santa isn’t real so Merry Freaking Christmas!!! Being far less judgmental, we’ve put together a Gift Guide for all the taboo-breakers and pleasure-seekers out there, who know that there’s nothing wrong with a little sexual exploration. After all, with an open mind and body come potential improvements to physical health, mental well-being, and intimacy between partners. Oh, and did we mention the unforgettable orgasms? You should be properly titillated right now so let’s get straight to the gifts!
The world’s first and only wearable smart vibrator for men is now available in a travel-friendly form. Brought to you by award-winning sexual health pioneers MysteryVibe, Tenuto Mini uses expert design and powerful vibrations to induce stronger erections and better orgasms, amongst other things. Engage in solo play or wear it during intercourse to deliver simultaneous sensations to your partner’s key erogenous zones as you build toward the ultimate couple’s climax!
MysteryVibe Play Cards
Advanced sex toy-maker MysteryVibe also offers these Kama Sutra-inspired Play Cards so that you never run short on ideas. Choose one at random and assume a new and exciting position, bringing one of the company’s award-winning vibrators along for the ride.
LELO FS V2 Male Pleasure Console
LELO’s top-selling penis stimulator, the FS V2 takes solo masturbation to nearly inconceivable heights of personal pleasure. For all the gift-givers out there, this is the perfect way to tell a male partner that there’s no judgment or shame in your relationship. Here’s hoping he gets you something equally sensational in return.
LELO Personal Moisturizer
Water-based and body-safe, LELO’s unscented moisturizer offers a non-greasy texture and non-staining finish. Use it with one of the brand’s glorious sex toys and relish its long-lasting performance.
This gratifying stocking stuffer is crafted from a smooth TPE material with a realistic texture, tight canal, and easy-grip exterior. Put a bullet vibrator at the base to dial up the experience.
Mile High Kit
This travel-ready pleasure kit has you prepared for lift-off along with one heck of a landing. It comes with a bullet vibrator, a vibrating gents ring, two flavoured lubes, and a deck of love position cards. Next stop: Orgasmville.
Promescent Delay Spray
Bring out your inner rock star with Promescent’s Delay Spray, which relaxes the nerves so as to ward off premature ejaculation. It stays the course as long as you do and doesn’t transfer onto your partner during intercourse. Accept no substitutes.
Promescent Ultra Thin Condoms
These premium latex condoms are pre-lubricated for reduced friction and ultra-thin so as to generate a natural feeling during intercourse. Stay safe out there, mates.
Promescent Massage Oil
Made with top-quality ingredients, this scented massage oil sets the stage for a perfect night of romance and intimacy. Its body-safe formula hydrates the skin whilst delivering rich aromas of creamy coconut and hints of lime.
A naughty classic if there ever was one, this edible g-string is composed of small and sweet candy rings. It’s flexible enough to fit most body sizes and quite delicious, if you catch our drift.
This innovative male masturbation toy uses the power of pulsating airwaves when bringing its users to climax. Choose between eight intensity levels as you uncover the magic of contactless stimulation.
Durex Strawberry Lube
As one of the planet’s most prominent condom makers, Durex definitely knows a thing or two about quality lube. Enter this strawberry-themed variant, which is warm to the touch and chock full of fruity character. Yum!